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St Luke's little summer.
English traditional expression. October 30 is Old St Luke's Day
(pre-Gregorian
calendar), when fine weather is sometimes experienced.
Then the wild-boar, being so stout and so strong –
Wind well thy horn, good hunter;
Thrashed down the trees as he ramped him along,
To Sir Ryalas, the jovial hunter ...
Then Sir Ryalas he drawed his broad-sword with might –
Wind well thy horn, good hunter;
And he fairly cut the boar's head off quite,
For he was a jovial hunter.
Traditional ballad on the origin of the Chetwode Rhyne Toll
I was vastly excited and ran downstairs to obtain a living object. The first person to appear was the office boy from the floor below, a youth named William Taynton, and he, rather reluctantly, consented to subject himself to the experiment. I placed him in front of the transmitter and went into the next room to see what the screen would show. The screen was completely blank, and no effort of tuning would produce any result. Puzzled, and very disappointed, I went back to the transmitter, and there the cause of the failure became at once evident. The boy, scared by the intense white light, had backed away from the transmitter. In the excitement of the moment I gave him half a crown, and this time he kept his head in the right position. Going again into the next room I saw his head on the screen quite clearly. It is curious to consider that the first person in the world to be seen by television should have required a bribe to accept that distinction!
John Logie Baird, born on August 13, 1888, Scottish inventor of television, who on October 30, 1925, screened 15-year-old office boy William Taynton, the first person on TV
Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree.
Ezra Pound, American poet and critic, born on October 30, 1885
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. Orson Welles, whose October 30, 1938 rendition of
War of the Worlds panicked many
listeners
The word 'genius' was whispered into my ear, the first thing I ever heard while I was still mewling in my crib, so it never occured to me that I wasn't until middle age.
Orson Welles; excerpt from Orson Welles A
Biography, by Barbara Leaming
OW What's all that, for God's sake? You look like a one-man filing cabinet.
PB Research.
OW Throw it all away, Peter – it can only cripple the fine spirit of invention.
Orson Welles; from This Is Orson Welles, by
Orson
Welles, Peter
Bogdanovich and Jonathan
Rosenbaum, 1992
I don't want any description of me to be accurate; I want it to be flattering. I don't think people who have to sing for their supper ever like to be described truthfully – not in print anyway. We need to sell tickets, so we need good reviews.
Orson Welles; to Kenneth Tynan, 1967
For thirty years people have been asking me how I reconcile X with Y! The truthful answer is that I don't. Everything about me is a contradiction and so is everything about everybody else. We are made out of oppositions; we live between two poles. There is a philistine and an aesthete in all of us, and a murderer and a saint. You don't reconcile the poles. You just recognize them.
Orson Welles; to Kenneth Tynan, 1967
The great have no friends. They merely know a lot of people.
Ruth Gordon, American actress and author, born on October 30, 1896
The kiss. There are all sorts of kisses, lad, from the sticky confection to the kiss of death. Of them all, the kiss of an actress is the most unnerving. How can we tell if she means it or if she's just practicing?
Ruth Gordon
The best impromptu speeches are the ones written well in advance.
Ruth Gordon
To get it right, be born with luck or else make it. Never give up. Get the knack of getting people to help you and also pitch in yourself.
Ruth Gordon; Myself Among
Others, 1970
Never give up; and never, under any circumstances, no matter what – never face the facts.
Ruth Gordon
If you believe, then you hang on. If you believe, it means you've got imagination, you don't need stuff thrown out on a blueprint, and don't face facts – what can stop you? If I don't make it today, I'll come in tomorrow.
Ruth Gordon
The Rhyne Toll, Chetwode Manor, UK (Oct 30 - Nov 7)
At
Chetwode,
near Buckingham, England, the Lord of the Manor has the right to levy a
yearly tax, called the 'Rhyne Toll', on all cattle found between
October 30 and November
7 on his 'liberty', a grazing domain.
The origins
of the ceremony associated with the toll are described in an Elizabethan-era document. The people had to blow a whelk-shell, or a horn,
immediately after the sun rose on Chetwode Manor (pictured), then blow it in the
field between Newton Purcell and Barton Hartshorne. Then the instrument
had to be blown a third time at "a place near the town of Finmere, in
the county of Oxford", then a fourth time at "a certain stone in the
market of the town of Buckingham". Further places are given in the document.Then followed the customs associated with the actual collecting of
the tax.
By the 19th century, festivities
commenced at 9am, and gingerbread and beer were distributed amongst the
assembled boys, the girls being excluded.
The
origin
The parish was formerly part of an
ancient forest called Rookwoode. The 'liberty' of Chetwode had the
boundaries of this forest. In olden times, it was inhabited by an enormous
wild boar. It attacked locals and visitors, ruining the tourist trade –
yes, there was always a tourist trade of sorts, however primitive by
modern standards.
Naturally, the Lord of Chetwode
determined to have the beast slain ('slay' being a word meaning 'kill' as used in olden times – and currently by journalists), and
eventually it was a certain Sir Ryalas who did the deed. As the old ballad
says:
Then he Mowed a blast full north, south, east, and west
Wind well thy horn, good hunter;
And the wild boar then heard him full in his den,
As he was a jovial hunter.
Then he made the best of his speed unto him
Wind well thy horn, good hunter;
Swift flew the boar, with his tusks smeared with gore,
To Sir Ryalas, the jovial hunter.
Then the wild boar, being so stout and so strong
Wind well thy horn, good hunter;
Thrashed down the trees as he ramped him along,
To Sir Ryalas, the jovial hunter.
Then they fought four hours in a long summer day
Wind well thy horn, good hunter;
Till the wild boar fain would have got him away
From Sir Ryalas, the jovial hunter.
Then Sir Ryalas he drawed his broadsword with might
Wind well thy horn, good hunter;
And he fairly cut the boar's head off quite,
For he was a jovial hunter.
The gallantry of
the knight reached the ears of the king, who awarded him this tax, and to
his heirs forever.
In
1810, a mound (called from time immemorial 'Boar's Head Field') in
the forest near the manor, near a ditch called the 'Boar's Pond',
was excavated and the skeleton of an enormous boar was discovered.
Rites to bless the souls of deceased children.
According to Phoenix
and Arabeth's calendar, today's commemorations, associated
with All Soul's Eve, are "For souls of lost children, dedicated to
Death God Xipe Tortec and Goddess of Mercy Tonantzin/Guadalupe."
"Chan Kom, Mexico: At midnight
the ANGELITOS, spirits of dead children (& you know who you
are), come. Doors are decorated with flowers to welcome them.
Offerings of food are left for them & they stay the night."
Devil's Night (Mischief Night; Cabbage Night; Goosey
Night), USA etc
From Wikipedia: Devil's Night is one
name associated with October 30, the night before Halloween,
particularly in the metropolitan Detroit,
Michigan, area, though it is also celebrated in other areas in
the United
States like Camden,
New Jersey. It is also known as Mischief
night. On Devil's Night,
an unusually high number of mischievous acts, ranging from minor
vandalism to more serious crimes like arson,
are reported.
Traditionally,
kids and teens in the Metro Detroit area played pranks on their
neighbours. Some of these pranks included ringing doorbells and
running away, soaping or waxing windows, throwing eggs at houses and
cars, overturning garbage cans, and "decorating" trees
with toilet paper.
Beginning in the 1970s, the mischief became
more destructive, particularly in Detroit's inner-city neighborhoods,
and extended into hundreds of acts of arson
and vandalism.
The destruction reached a peak in the mid- to late-1980s,
with more than 800 fires set in 1984,
and 500-800 fires in the three days and nights before Halloween in
typical years.
In 1995,
Detroit city officials organized and created Angel's
Night on and around October 30. Each year, as many as 40,000
volunteers are gathered to patrol neighbourhoods and prevent crime.
Additionally youth curfews of as early as 6pm are instituted on the
days preceding Halloween. This has resulted in a decline to 50-60
fires per day in the days around Halloween.
Devil's Night was chronicled in sociologist
Ze'ev Chafets' 1991
book Devil's Night and Other True Tales of Detroit, and
fictionalized in the 1994
movie The
Crow. While the term is still well-known by Michigan
residents, the news media in Detroit currently refer to the event as
Angel's Night in an effort to boost the efforts of the volunteers.
The name Devil's Night or Mischief Night is
used by various pranksters in the eastern US and Canada, although
the acts are far less destructive, criminal or violent. A survey
done in the United
States graphically shows the comparative popularity of various
names for this night around the country.
"The Irish and Scottish immigrants
brought the tradition of Mischief Night to America, when they
came here during the 1800's. They would play pranks and create
mischief and then blame it on witches, ghosts and goblins the
next day." You Say,
"Goosey Night" and I Say, "Mischief Night"
Mischief Night (Devil's Night) was April 30 in
York, UK, c. 1888
According to this York, UK,
website,
'Mischief Neet', or 'Devil's Day/Night', used to take place on
April 30 (Walpurgis
Night, qv, which is still a witching night in Germany, the
Eve of Beltaine
and thus precisely half a year before today):
"So says an article in the Yorkshire Folk-Lore journal ('with notes comical and dialectic'), dating from 1888.
"The Fools' Day started April and the Devil's Day ended it, according to this report. The latter turned into mischief night:
'a night supposed by the imps of mischief (rough youths) to be, under some old law or tradition, theirs to do as they wish with'.
"In those days, eggs weren't chucked. Instead 'rain water tubs are let off,
'swillin' tubs are upset, doors are taken from their 'jimmers', and carried into someone's outhouse or into the waters of some mill dam.
"'Donkeys are led into some field at a distance, and the pinder informed slily
[sic] of the asinine trespass, or they are taken and tied to the outside of some queer man's
"door sneck'.
"'Then again, some old maid's door will be slily [sic]
fastened by tying tightly across the door jambs, in front of and
to the 'sneck', a piece of wood to prevent her coming out of
doors till released by a kind neighbour next morning.'"
Mischief
Night is now commemorated on November 4
in Northern England, according to one source.
Perhaps this is because that date is the Eve of Guy Fawkes Day,
which,
as a bonfire night, seems itself to be largely derived from ancient Samhain/Halloween
customs. One notes that many sources cite October 31, Halloween, as
being Mischief Night, particularly in Britain and Ireland, with the
mischief being the progenitor of trick-or-treating which is now much
more firmly established in the USA (and increasingly, in Australia,
as we explore in the Halloween
page in the Scriptorium.)
Feast day of St Dorothy of
Montau "AKA 'Dorothea',
meaning 'gift of God'. B. 1347 at one of the states of the Teutonic
Knights, she was a peasant in a family of nine children. At age 17,
she was married to a wealthy swordsmith and bore 9 children. Her
marriage was difficult; only one of her children survived, and she
was abused by her husband, but she continued to encourage him in his
trade and his faith. She became a Benedictine nun while still
married. She showed such great devotion to the Blessed Sacrament,
that the absorption of the Eucharist 'agitated her like boiling
water; had she been allowed, she would willingly have torn the host
from the priest's hands to bring it to her mouth ...' She lived in a
6x9 foot cell and became a visionary, prophetess, and miracle
worker. She was never officially canonized ..." Source:
Earth, Moon and Sky
Feast day of St Herbert St Herbert (dates of birth and
death unknown) is a CatholicSaint
who was once the Bishop
of Marmoutier, France (Marmoutier, or Majus Monasterium, is
the monastery
founded by St Martin
of Tours) and archbishop
of Tours.
No other records of his life exist.
Feast
day of St Lucanus of Lagny Saint Lucanus (5th
Century) is reputed to have been martyred at Lagny, near Paris,
where his relics are enshrined and where he is venerated as patron.
In art, he carries his own head.
Feast day of St Marcellus,
the Centurion
(Mixen agaric, Agaricus
fimetarius, is
today's plant, dedicated to this saint.)
"St.
Marcellus, a Roman centurion at Tangier. During a celebration of the
emperor's birthday, Marcellus refused to participate in the pagan
offering ceremony. He threw away his arms and armor, openly declared
himself a Christian, and was condemned to death. The unit's notary
refused to record this incident and declared himself a Christian as
well; he became St. Cassian. Martyred c. 298, St. Marcellus is the
patron of conscientious objectors."
Martinique Dance (Oct 30 - 31)
Armchair ritually covered with 30 or 40 scarves of different colours,
exposed in the peristyle and "served", Voudon
(Voodoo)Source
He was the son of an elocution
teacher who also acted. Educated at Harrow school, Richard showed
brilliance. At about twenty he started writing for money while he
studied.
He
once fought a duel over the honour of a woman, a Miss Linley, whom
he loved (and later married) and who had been slandered in a
newspaper by a Mr Mathews. Sheridan was noted as a fine orator in
parliament. However, his talents were not fully exploited because of
a fairly dissolute lifestyle.
McDonald,
a graduate of NIDA,
first came to wide public attention playing the supporting character
'Kid Eager' in the second series of the groundbreaking Australian TV
comedy series The
Aunty Jack Show in 1973. It was while working on Aunty
Jack that McDonald first performed the character for which he
would become best-known, the gauche and inept regional TV
personality, Norman Gunston.
Norman
Gunston had many strings to his comedic bow, but in particular he
made his mark with his zany 'ambush' interviews that usually left the
interviewee bewildered and the audience doubled over in laughter.
Sometimes he showed up at celebrity press conferences and took over,
leaving both celebrity and press corps in stitches. Half of the bewilderment no doubt came from his awful comb-over and
the little bits of tissue paper on his face from where he had cut
himself shaving. Dubbed 'the Little Aussie bleeder, (a play on the
term 'Aussie battler'), he satirized parochial Australian culture,
media 'personalities', and egocentric talk
show hosts.
Perhaps
Norman's best-known interview was with Keith
Moon at England's
Charlton
Stadium in 1976. Moon famously ended his brief
encounter with Norman by tipping vodka
over his head. On another occasion, Norman
asked Warren Beatty whether
Carly Simon did indeed write the song
'The Impossible Dream' about him. Norman told Gene
Simmons, of
KISS, that at 7 inches, his wasn't the longest tongue. Gunston
told Boy George that the only other place he'd ever heard of
anyone being called 'Boy' was in Tarzan films. Sally
Struthers from All in the Family famously looked like she
would die of laughter:
Sally Struthers:
I'm sorry, I don't want to embarrass you, but you ought to use an electric razor.
Norman Gunston: Yeah … I do! [Sally Struthers proceeds to wet herself.]
Norman's
records include 'I Might Be A Punk (But I Love You Baby)' and 'Salute to Abba'. Sometimes he was backed by The Gunstonettes
and The Norman Tabernacle Choir. In 1976, Norman Gunston won the
Gold Logie Award – a television award usually won by the actors themselves.
In 1990, Norman re-emerged and performed a version of the INXS song
'Suicide Blonde' – with none other than the Salvation Army Band.
Norma Gunston and Norman Gunston:
origin of the name
" …
when I did a tour with David Frost – I was doing some sketches with
him – we had a run-in with an air hostess and she actually had this
lower protruding mandible. She gave David Frost a really hard time
on this flight. So when the Aunty Jack Show was offered to me there
was a character in it that didn't have a name, and he used to do
reports from Wollongong. I thought it would be very funny if I did
him like this character that I'd always done and I would name him
with the same name as this woman, just as an in-joke. I bumped into
her many years later on a plane and she came up to me and she said,
'you know a lot of people say that that character's based on me…'. I
mean, the name was so close."Source
(Standing outside Charlton Stadium)
NG: Hi there you funky dudes and foxy chicks, this is Norman Gunston TV Star at Charlton Stadium, you know in London, I'm just about to speak to that fabulous pop group The Who.
(still outside the stadium ... by Keith's limo)
NG: Mr Moon, Norman Gunston, ah from the Norman Gunston Show
KM: Are you Australian?
NG: Yeah that's right
KM: I don't want anything to do with you Australian faggots!
NG: Thanks ...
KM: Now will you please leave me alone you great poofta!
NG: I knew you'd ...
KM: Leave me alone you fag ...
NG: I, oh.. well where ...
KM: Where's my dressing room?
(switches inside to some sort of a marquee area)
NG: Mr Entwistle I'm Norman Gunston from the Norman Gunston Show Australia
JE: You must be yeah.
NG: Yes, ha ha, I've just had quick interview with Mr Keith Moon who's the drummer with your group
JE: You won't have a long one with him yeah.
NG: Yeah, yeah ... I felt like putting him in my pocket and never letting him fade away you know
(switches back outside by Keith's limo ...)
KM: Hey!
NG: Huh?
KM: Maybe You need this.
(Keith proceeds to pour champagne over Norman)
NG: No I don't drink, I don't drink ...
KM: You Australian slag, piss off!
NG: Ah ahhh.. how do you stop fame and fortune going to your head Mr Moon?
NG: That was Mr Keith Moon, the fabulous drummer from the top pop group The Who ... I think he's been sitting in front of amplifiers too long. Click here to
hear the whole thing (AU file, 620 kb)
"Through sheer good luck, Gunston was
immortalised in Australian political history when, on the morning of
11 November 1975, McDonald and his film crew - who happened to be in
Canberra
at the time - found out that the Labor government led by Gough
Whitlam had just been dismissed by the Governor-General Sir
John Kerr. On hearing the news, McDonald and his crew raced to
Parliament House, where they were able to film McDonald (as Gunston)
briefly addressing the assembled crowd, only moments before Whitlam
and the Governor-General's press secretary appeared for the reading
of the now-famous proclamation announcing Whitlam's dismissal.
"One memorable encounter with Frank
Zappa ended with Zappa and Norman duetting respectively on
guitar and harmonica in a spontaneous blues jam (McDonald is in fact
a proficient harmonica player). As the jam concluded, McDonald threw
in a witty musical quote from the well-known ABC news theme, an
action which also gave a clever nod to Zappa's well-known proclivity
for inserting musical quotes such as TV themes into his work." Norman
Gunston at Wikipedia
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Less than
two years before he died by poisoning, Pope Alexander VI (Rodrigo
Borgia;1431 - 1503) threw the orgy known as the 'Banquet of Chestnuts',
known more properly as the 'Ballet of Chestnuts', a name that also refers to
a Roman fête.
The banquet was thrown in the apartment of the
apostolic palazzo with, it is said, upwards of fifty prostitutes
or courtesans
in attendance. After the food was eaten, candles were lit and placed on the
floor and chestnuts
strewn about, which the prostitutes, naked and crawling were encouraged to pick
up. According to the diarist
Johann Burchard, an orgy then ensued.
On Sunday
evening, October 30th, Don
Cesare Borgia gave a supper in his apartment in the
apostolic palace, with fifty decent prostitutes or courtesans in attendance,
who after the meal danced with the servants and others there, first fully
dressed and then naked. Following the supper too, lampstands holding lighted
candles were placed on the floor and chestnuts strewn about, which the
prostitutes, naked and on their hands and knees, had to pick up as they
crawled in and out amongst the lampstands. The pope, Don Cesare and Donna
Lucrezia were all present to watch. Finally, prizes were offered – silken
doublets, pairs of shoes, hats and other garments – for those men who were
most successful with the prostitutes. This performance was carried out in the
Sala Reale and those who attended said that in fact the prizes were presented
to those who won the contest. Geoffrey Parker, (translator) At
the Court of the Borgia being an Account of the Reign of Pope Alexander VI
written by his Master of Ceremonies Father Johann Burchard, The Folio
Society, London, 1963
1918 Lt. Col. TE Lawrence ('Lawrence of Arabia') refused to
receive the Order of the Bath and the Distinguished Service Order from King
George V, in protest at British policies in his beloved Arab states.
1925John
Logie Baird created Britain's first television
transmitter. Baird screened
15-year-old office boy William Taynton, the first person on TV.
I've been unable
to find a picture of Taynton, but I do have one of Baird with one of his
dummies, which he televised before he inveigled (and bribed) the wary office
boy.
1938Orson
Welles's Mercury Theatre broadcast a radio dramatisation of English writer
HG Wells's War
of the Worlds-
listeners took it as a real newscast of a Martian invasion and panic broke out.
The original novel's English author was not pleased by the performance. Wells is reported as
having said on the following day, "the dramatisation was made with a
liberty that amounts to a complete rewriting and made the novel an entirely
different story. It's a total unwarranted liberty".
"
By
1940 his attitude had somewhat mellowed because he was happy to meet and be
interviewed by Orson on live American radio. Why had his early antipathy
evaporated? It might have something to do with the fact that the broadcast and
publicity had boosted sales of one of his more obscure novels."Source
Only on October 30, 1945 did Australian relatives of victims of the Montevideo
Maru disaster of July 1,
1942, began receiving news of the tragedy from the Australian government –
more than three years after their loved ones had been sent to the bottom of the
ocean by an American submarine's torpedoes.
July
1, 1942 The sinking of the Montevideo Maruwith
the loss of approximately 1,053 mainly Australian lives. About 610 Australian
soldiers and 130 civilians perished when American submarine, USS Sturgeon,
commanded by Lieutenant Commander WL Wright, mistakenly opened its torpedoes on
the 7,267-ton transport Montevideo Maru. The Japanese ship, carrying
hundreds of Australian POWs, was sailing from Philippine waters off Cape
Bojidoru, Luzon, westwards towards the South China Sea. Although the sinking had
been reported in Japanese newspapers, the American and Australian governments
did not inform Australian loved ones anxiously wondering about the fate of the
hundreds of victims until October 30, 1945 – more than three years later.
Almost twice as many Australians lost their lives in that one night as did in
the ten years of the Vietnam War, and some 71 Japanese crewmen and naval guards
also perished in the tragedy. However, even today, the exact number of lives
lost, and the names of the victims, are not known, and the event is still shaded
in mystery. Peter Stone, in his book Hostages
to Freedom, writes that "a confirmed list of all Australians
who died on the Montevideo Maru is not available although several reports
indicate that the ship's complement consisted of 845 prisoner of war
servicemen, 208 civilian prisoners of war, 71 Japanese crew and 62 naval
guards".
However, the Japanese Navy Department had reported the sinking to the ship's
owners only 20 days after the tragedy, and on January
6, 1943 to the Prisoner of
War Information Bureau in Japan with a "complete nominal roll of 848 POWs and
208 civilians who were on board and presumed lost".
Sadly, most Australians and Americans are still unaware of the tragedy that
occurred on the night of July 1, 1945.
1961 Soviet
Party Congress unanimously approved a resolution removing Josef Stalin's body
from Lenin's Tomb in Red Square.
1965Vietnam War:
Just miles from Da
Nang, United States Marines repelled an intense
attack by wave after wave of Viet Cong forces, killing 56 guerrillas. Among the dead, a
sketch of Marine positions was found on the body of a 13-year-old Vietnamese boy
who had sold drinks to the Marines the day before.
1967 Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones was jailed for drug offences.
1968 Yippie leader
Abbie Hoffman was
among 600 people who attended a town hall meeting at the Fillmore Auditorium in
NYC led by Up Against the Wall Motherfucker. The meeting was held to hear young
people from the community argue for community use of the Fillmore Theater each
week.
1970In Vietnam, the
worst monsoon
to hit the area in six years caused large floods, killing 293,
leaving 200,000 homeless and virtually halting the Vietnam War.
Just in case you'd forgotten the rules for a safe All Hallows' Eve
1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. Assume it is and run like hell.
2. Never summon Azrael, Beelzebub, Lucifer or Astarte, not even as a joke.
3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out. (This rule also applies to boat houses, empty barns and any edifice erected on summer camp facilities.)
4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.
5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go it alone.
6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well. (Denny's excluded.)
8. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, GET THE HELL OUT
– it's not.
9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits; just get out. Do not attempt to play electrician.
10. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead. (Yes, this includes jewelry.)
11. If you find a town which looks empty and lifeless, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around.
12. Hey, kids, don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know exactly what you're doing. And even if you're sure you know what you're doing, just don't fool with it! JUST SAY NO!
13. If you're running from any monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
14. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness and so on, kill them immediately.
15. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, please do not go to the nearest deserted looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange because you thought you had half of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and
most likely be eaten.
17. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws. This applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed Satanic practices in your house.
18. Avoid any and all contact with evil twins (yes, that includes the Olson Sisters).
19. If it looks like a chainsaw, starts like a chainsaw and sounds like a chainsaw, it probably is a chainsaw.
20. Finally, try to steer clear of relatives who levitate, glow and start to suddenly spin like a dervish. It's probably NOT just Aunt Marge's potato salad.
reetings from Australia.
How it works
The Rhyne Toll, Chetwode Manor, UK (Oct 30 - Nov 7)
of Buckingham". Further places are given in the document. Then followed the customs associated with the actual collecting of
the tax.
Fisher's Ghost Festival, Campbelltown, New South
Wales, Australia
in the Scriptorium
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