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First
Tuesday in March
Old
English custom: to conjure the moon, to lie upon back, with laurel
leaves blocking the ears.
Festival of the god Mars, ancient Rome (Mar 1 - 19)
Feast day of St Angela of
the Cross Guerrero
Feast
day of St Basileus
Feast day of St Charles the
Good, Earl of Flanders, martyr
Feast day of St Cynibild
Feast day of St Henry Suso
Feast day of St Heraclius
Feast day of St Joavan,
or Joevin, bishop in Armorica
Feast day of St John Maron
Feast day of St Jovinus
Feast day of St Luke Casali
Feast day of the Martyrs
under Alexander
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Sounkyo Ice Festival, Sounkyo Onsen (spa),
Hokkaido, Japan (Jan 29 - Mar 5)
Awashima Jinja Grand
Festival, Uto, Kumamoto Prefecture, Japan (Mar 1 -
3)
Todai-ji
Shunie, Tōdai-ji
temple, Nara,
Japan, (Mar 1 -
14)
Holy Wells Day
Time of the Old Woman, Morocco (Feb 25 - Mar 4)
Feast of 'Alá (Loftiness),
Bahá'í
Faith; First day of the 19th month of the Bahá'í Calendar
Beginning of the Fast, Bahá'í
Faith; sunrise to sunset fast for 19 daysMother
March, Bulgaria
"Women do no work on this day, or
the Goddess will send storms to destroy instead of rains to
nourish."
Source: The Phoenix and
Arabeth 1992 Calendar
"March is the only female month of the
year in the Bulgarian calendar." (Stein, Diane, The
Goddess Book of Days, Llewellyn Publications, St Paul
Minnesota, 1989). Stein identifies today with world goddesses Yemaya,
Oya, Kwan Yin, Chalchiuhtlique, Isis, Tonantzin, Erzulie, Mawu,
Iduna, Demeter, Spider Woman.
Independence
Day, Morocco
Holiday commemorating the
termination of the Treaty of Fez and establishment of sovereignty on
March 2, 1956.
Ruth W Gregory, Anniversaries
and Holidays, American Library Association, Chicago, 1983,
p. 32
Peasants'
Day, Myanmar (Burma)
Public holiday; features meetings
of representatives of the Peasants' Council; a part of a one-week
educational and cultural event.
Gregory; ibid
Victory of Aduwa Day, Ethiopia
Commemorates victory over Italian forces in the 1896
Italian-Ethiopian conflict, resulting in the Treaty of Addis Ababa
and the recognition of Ethiopia's independence.
Gregory; ibid
Texas Independence Day
Anniversary of the declaration of
independence from Mexico in 1836; a legal holiday; the first day of
Texas Week; also Sam Houston's birthday (see above) 1793 -
first president of the Republic of Texas.
Gregory; ibid
Hime-no-Miya, Oagata-jinja
shrine near Inuyama, Honshu, Japan
(dates vary; first two Sundays in March)
On the first two Sundays in March,
the Japanese celebrate the Izanami, the mother goddess of Japan. Her
temple at the Oagata-jinja shrine near Inuyama in central Honshu
features large cleft rocks, huge clamshells and other sacred items
that resemble female genitalia. At her festival, worshippers carry
these items through the streets in procession.
Anneli
Rufus, The
World Holiday Book: Celebrations for every day of the year, Harper
San Francisco, 1994


c. 55 CE (Date
uncertain.) Decimus
Iunius Iuvenalis, Latin satirical poet known as Juvenal. Little is
known about his life, and most of the early biographies are
fictitious.
However, it is known he spent time in the military and
ended his life in exile for having criticised a popular stage
performer, a favourite of the emperor Domitian. He is best known for coining
the phrase 'panem et circenses' ('bread and circuses') which
describes the primary pursuits of the Roman populace, and is applied
to modern political agendas for the public – governments giving the
people entertainments and big displays, fancy buildings, and so on,
in order to distract them from such things as war and economic
problems.
"His verse established a model for the
satire of indignation … Little is known about his life except
that during much of it he was desperately poor. A tradition
tells that as a youth he was banished from court for satirizing
an imperial favorite; later his work reveals a deep hatred for
the Emperor Domitian. He is known chiefly for his 16 satires,
which contain a vivid representation of life in Rome under the
empire." Source
More
on Juvenal
1316 King Robert II of Scotland
(d. 1390), founder
of the House of Stewart
1545
Thomas Bodley, founder of the Bodleian
Library, the main research library at Oxford University.
Bodley commenced his education in Geneva
while his father was in exile during the reign of Queen Mary. He
later went to Oxford and became the university orator and a good
scholar. After the Grand Tour of the continent he studied history
and politics at Oxford and in 1583 was made gentleman usher to Queen
Elizabeth, who employed him in various embassies. In
1597, because
of the intrigues, he retired from court and set about
re-establishing the public library at Oxford which had fallen into
disrepair. He died in 1612, not seeing the rebuilding completed, but
left a great legacy in one of the world's great libraries. It was
reopened on November
8, 1602, and on this day each year there is a
speech given in Bodley's honour at the open day.
Robert
Chambers, (Ed.), The
Book of Days:
A miscellany of popular antiquities in connection with the calendar,
etc, W & R Chambers, London, 1881 (1879
Edition is online and 1869
edition here with CD-ROM available; See also The
English Year: A Personal Selection from Chambers' Book of
Days)
1779
Joel Roberts Poinsett, US
statesman, botanist after whom the
poinsettia is
named
1793 Sam
Houston (d. 1863), President of the Republic of Texas.
Born in
Lexington,
Virginia, Houston lived
for three years in his youth among Cherokee tribes people, learning
their customs and language. He became a member of Congress in
1823
after spending time in the army and as a lawyer. In
1827 he became
Governor of Tennessee.
As Commander-in-Chief in the Texan War,
Houston's army defeated the Mexicans at
San Jacinto (1836). In
politics, he helped the Republic of Texas gain independence and he
became its president.
David Crystal, The
Cambridge Biographical Encyclopedia, Cambridge, UK, 1994
Sam's
town: bad energy
Houston, Texas, the city named after Sam Houston, has
a population of only 1.6 million* but consumes energy like there
was lots available.
The expense of cooling the air in Houston's dwellings and other
buildings exceeds the gross national product (GNP) of some
30 countries.
John May, The
Book of Curious Facts, Collins and Brown, London, UK, 1993, p
218
* 1993 figure quoted. The
population of Houston in 2005 was 2,016,582.
1810 Pope Leo XIII (d. 1903).
Leo XIII awarded a gold medal to a fashionable 19th-Century
cocaine-laced
wine called Vin
Mariani, the drink that inspired Coca-Cola.
The dangers of cocaine being unknown, Vin Mariani was also praised
and used by many doctors and scientists as well as Queen Victoria
of the United Kingdom, Pope Pius
X, and USA presidents Ulysses
S Grant and William
McKinley. Endorsements for the tonic beverage were given by Thomas
Alva Edison,
Émile Zola,
Alexandre
Dumas, père, Henrik
Ibsen, Frédéric
Bartholdi and Jules
Verne, among others.
1820
Eduard Douwes
Dekker (d. February
19, 1887), best
known under his pseudonym,
Multatuli
(Latin, 'I have suffered much'), died in Germany. The great
Dutch anarchist writer/novelist, a one-time civil servant who wrote
the autobiographical novel Max
Havelaar, reflecting his disgust with Dutch
colonialism and racism, was famous for his satirical novel,
Max
Havelaar (1860) in which he denounced the abuses of
colonialism
in the former Dutch colony of
Indonesia.
Dekker despised middle-class conformism, excoriating religion, the
family, and prejudices of all kinds – racist, sexist or sexual.
Multatuli's
ideas influenced the socialist and libertarian milieu of his time
and practising his libertarian ideals scandalised his
contemporaries, living as he did with two women and their children.
Sources:
The Daily
Bleed and Wikipedia
1824 Bedrich Smetana (d. 1884), Czech
composer (opera: The Bartered Bride)
1829
Carl Schurz
(d.
May 14,
1906),
German revolutionary,
American statesman and reformer, and
Union Army
general in the
American Civil War
1876
Pope Pius
XII (b. Eugenio Maria Giuseppe Giovanni Pacelli; d. October
9, 1958),
who reigned as the 260th pope
from March 2, 1939
until his death
1900 Kurt
Weill (d. 1950), composer (The
Threepenny Opera, with lyrics by Bertholt Brecht)
1904
Dr Seuss (Theodor
Seuss Geisel), American children's author (The Cat in the Hat)
1917 Desi
Arnaz (d. 1986), Cuban-born American entertainer, Lucy's husband
Ricky Ricardo in 1950s hit TV series
I Love Lucy
1919 Jennifer Jones, American actress (Oscar
for Best Actress:
Song of
Bernadette)
1931
Mikhail
Gorbachev (Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachyov), former President of the Soviet Union,
whose
book Perestroika,
though widely reported in the Western media as being a liberal
document, revealed his adherence to Leninism and a new
model for the dictatorship of the proletariat
"Corruption did exist under Gorbachev;
after Gorbachev it blossomed with new fervor. Oppressive poverty
did exist under Gorbachev; after Gorbachev it reached the level
of starvation. Under Gorbachev the system of residence permits
did fetter the population; after Gorbachev hundreds upon
hundreds of thousands lost their property and the roofs over
their heads and set off across the country seeking refuge from
people as angry and hungry as they were."
Source
Gorby trademarks his
birthmark
"The former Soviet leader who went head to head with Ronald Reagan is taking the concept of intellectual property to a new place. After a Russian vodka company started putting Mikhail Gorbachev's forehead birthmark on its bottle labels, the ex-premier moved to copyright the famous port wine stain himself.
"Ironically, a strict anti-drinking initiative was one of Gorbachev's pet projects back in his heyday of promoting Perestroika.
"Political cartoonists who made the birthmark synonymous with the Communist president will be grateful he didn't think of trademarking it earlier.
'Given how seriously he seems to be taking these matters, companies may soon find themselves in
court,' observes Minneapolis trademark lawyer Michael Bondi in Inc.
Magazine."
Source
More
1931 Tom Wolfe,
American author
1942 John
Irving, American author (The World According to Garp)
1942 Lou Reed
(born Louis Firbank), American rock singer and guitarist who
sometimes works with
Amnesty International and other charities. Reed
was a member of Velvet Underground, the first album of which was
produced by Andy
Warhol. Reed is married to performance artist Laurie Anderson.
Lou
Reed, another wild man of rock
Born Louis Firbank in New York City, Reed became a founder member
of the Velvet Underground in the late 1960s after studying poetry
and journalism. His album of
1972, Transformer, was produced
by David Bowie and his guitarist Mick Ronson; the
transsexual-oriented single off it, Walk on the Wild Side was a
top 20 hit in both the UK and USA and the censors of those days
missed the line "even when she was giving head". In 1984 he
had a hit with I Love You Suzanne. To many, he lost credibility when he advertised
Honda motorcycles.
Clarke, Donald, The
Penguin Encyclopedia of Popular Music, Penguin, London, 1990,
972)
Lou Reed, Vaclav Havel, White House
gig
"Reed recalls the interference he faced from White House Staff.
'What I remember is doing a soundcheck and somebody said you have to play softly. [I said,] 'we can't play softly
– this is my idea of softly.'' Source
Frank
Zappa, Lou Reed and Czech President Vaclav Havel, in the Book of Days
How Western rock music helped bring down a Communist government
More
Hoax
obit Havel, Lou Reed: A friendship goes public for art
Wilson's
Almanac Book of Days hip list
1949 Eddie
Money, American singer
1950 Karen Carpenter (d. 1983),
American drummer and singer who formed, with her brother Richard
Carpenter,
The Carpenters (hit song:
Close to
You, by
Burt Bacharach and
Hal David)
1962 Jon
Bon Jovi, American singer, songwriter (of the rock band Bon
Jovi), and actor
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986 Death of Lothair (b. 795),
King of the Franks,
Holy Roman Emperor.
Louis
V became king.
1127
Assassination of
Charles the Good,
Count
of
Flanders.
1717
The
Loves of Mars and Venus
became the first ballet performed in England.
1784 The French aeronautist
Jean-Pierre Blanchard made his first ascent in a hydrogen
balloon over Paris. Blanchard was the inventor of the parachute and first person
(with John Jeffries) to cross the English Channel by balloon.
"When Blanchard finally suffered a fall and died in
Paris, his wife, Sophie Blanchard, continued the family business. She'd
taken up flying in 1805. She was the first woman we know to have flown on
her own, and she made 59 ascents before she was done. But she decided to
improve her act by flying at night and putting on a fireworks display. Of
course hydrogen is ferociously flammable." Source: Women in Flight
1791
Long-distance communication sped up with the unveiling of a
semaphore
(optical telegraph) machine in
Paris.
1791 The
death of John Wesley
(b. 1703), English evangelist who,
with his brother, Charles Wesley (1707 - '88), founded the movement that became
the Methodist Church.
1807 The United States Congress passed an act to
"prohibit the importation of slaves into any port or place within the
jurisdiction of the United States ... from any foreign kingdom, place, or
country".
1818 The
Sedon pyramid of Giza,
Egypt, was opened.
1836 Declaration
of independence of Texas
from Mexico.
1840 Charles
Dickens (1812 - '70) started a weekly publication,
Master
Humphrey's Clock.
1848 French
King Louis Philippe escaped from France and went into exile in England.
1851 The
first census of Victoria, Australia was taken: population 77,345.
This rose dramatically as the gold rush unfloded.
1855 Alexander II became Tsar of Russia.
1864 US
President Abraham Lincoln
(1809 -
'65) rejected the South's call for peace talks, demanding
surrender.
1867 Piotr
Tchaikovsky first appeared as a conductor.
1880 Death of
Sir John MacNeill
(b. 1790),
civil engineer.1882 Robert
Maclean attempted to assassinate Queen
Victoria of
the United Kingdom,
one of seven unsuccessful attempts on her life.
1883
Responding to the criticism that his poetry lacked
metre, HG Wells declared:
"Meters are used for gas, not the outpourings
of the human heart".
1889 In the
United States, four calves, several dogs and a horse were electrocuted to test
criminal-execution equipment.
1895 Death of Berthe
Morisot, (b. 1841) Impressionist painter.
1901 The US
Forest Service began.
1919 The
first Communist International met in Moscow.
1929 New
South Wales, Australia: Coalminers, protesting wage reductions, commenced a
strike that lasted until June,
1930.
1930
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (Mahatma Gandhi), Indian leader and proponent
of civil disobedience,
addressed a letter to the Viceroy
of India intimating his intention to break Salt Law, if
Congress demands not conceded.
1933
King Kong, the movie, starring
Fay Wray, opened in
New York, NY, USA.
King Kong is the name of a fictional giant ape from the fictional island
(often incorrectly referred to as
Skull Island),
on which stands Skull Mountain. (There is, however,
a Skull Island
in Australia.)
1939 Howard Carter (b.
1873), the archaeologist who, with Lord Carnarvon, found the tomb of
Tutankhamun, died today, some say according to an ancient curse from the tomb.
Some might remark that he died in spite of it, having survived the event of the
tomb opening by 16 years.
1939 Cardinal
Eugenio
Pacelli was elected Pope
and took the name Pius XII.
1943 World War
II: Battle of the Bismarck Sea – United
States and Australian forces sank Japanese convoy
ships.
1946 Ho Chi Minh
was elected the President of North
Vietnam.
1949 Captain
James Gallagher landed his B-50 Superfortress Lucky Lady II in Fort
Worth, Texas, USA after completing the first non-stop around-the-world aeroplane
flight in 94 hours and one minute.
1955 King
Norodom
Sihanouk of Cambodia
abdicated the throne in favour of his father, King Norodom Suramarit.
1955 Floods in Australia
that had started at the end of
February killed 200 people and left 400,000 homeless.
1956 Morocco declared
its independence from France.
1958 Vivian Fuchs (1908 - '99) and his British crew completed the first land crossing of Antarctica.
1959 Work
officially began on the
Sydney Opera House.
1962 In Burma, the
army led by General
Ne Win seized
power in a coup.
1963 Release
of Please Please Me in the United
Kingdom, first LP from The Beatles.
1969 In
Toulouse, France the first Concorde test
flight was conducted; it travelled in excess of 450 kph (280
mph).
1969 Soviet
and Chinese forces clashed at a border
outpost on the Ussuri River.
1972 The
Pioneer 10
space probe was launched from Cape
Canaveral, Florida
with a mission to explore the outer planets.
1978 Czech
Vladimir Remek became the first non-Russian and non-American to go into space, when he was
launched aboard Soyuz
28.
1985
China: It
became compulsory for restaurants in
Beijing to open at lunchtime.
1986 Queen
Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom signed the Australia Bill, severing some (but, unfortunately, not
all) constitutional ties between Australia and Britain.
1989 12
European Community nations agreed to ban the
production of all chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs) by the end of the 20th
Century.
1990 Nelson
Mandela was elected Deputy President of the
African National Congress.
1995 In
Moscow, Russian
anti-corruption journalist Vladislav
Listyev was killed by a gunperson.
1995 Nick
Leeson was arrested for his role in the collapse of Barings
Bank.
1995 Somalia: The last United Nations 'peacekeepers' left, leaving
the state to its holocaust.
1998 Data
sent from the Galileo spaceprobe indicated that Jupiter's
moon Europa
has a liquid ocean
under a thick crust of ice.

2003 In protest against the looming illegal Australian
aggression against Iraq, more than 300 women used their naked bodies to spell out
'No War' on a sports field in Sydney, Australia. [See February 8
for the Byron Bay, Australia protest with 750 nude women that drew so much
attention to the cause, and February 15, 2003 for
the main worldwide protests.]
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George Bush Sr was visiting Mikhail Gorbachev at the Kremlin. When he got him alone for a moment, he said to Gorbachev,
"Mikhail, can you help me with a problem? I have some doubts about
one of the key people under me. How do you decide that someone is
smart enough to work for you?"
"Well, when I was interviewing Eduard Shevardnadze, I asked him,
'Eduard, who is the son of your father but not your brother?'"
"What did he say?" Bush asked.
"He said, 'that's me', so I hired him."
Bush patted Gorbachev on the shoulder. "Thanks, Mikhail. That's a
great idea."
As soon as he got back to Washington, Bush called Dan Quayle over to the White House.
"Dan," he said, "I've got a question for you. Who is the son of your father but not your brother?" Quayle looked rather puzzled.
"Can I get back to you on that in 24 hours, Mr. President?"
He was very troubled by this question. He kept thinking about it and thinking about it, but couldn't get anywhere. Finally, the thought struck him,
"I'll ask Jim Baker. He's a smart guy." Quayle called Baker on the phone.
"Jim, I've got a question for you. Who is the son of your father,
but not your brother?"
"That would be me," Baker replied. Quayle broke into a big smile.
"Thanks, Jim. You've helped me out big time."
He went running to the West Wing and burst into the Oval Office.
"Mr. President, I have the answer!" "Okay, Dan. Who is the son of
your father, but not your brother?"
"It's Jim Baker!" said Quayle.
"No, stupid!" said Bush. "It's Shevardnadze."
[This is from the days when the world thought no one dumber could reach high office in the USA.]

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