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Ooksie kooksie coolama vee
Santia Urho is ta poy for me!
He sase out ta hoppers as pig as birds
Neffer peefor haff I hurd dose words!
He reely told dose pugs of kreen
Braaffest finn I effer seen!
Some celebrate for St Pat unt hiss nakes
Putt Urho poyka kot what it takes.
He got tall and trong from feelia sour
Unt ate culla moyakka effery hour.
Tat's why day guy could sase does peetles
What crew as thick as chack bine needles.
So let's give a cheer in hower pest vay
On this 16th of March, St Urho's Tay!
'Ode to Saint Urho', co-authored by both Gene McCavic and Richard Mattson. The original hand written poem on a piece of wrapping paper is now on display at the Iron World Museum in Chisholm, MN, USA.

She runs about the town with me, and skips up her two flights of stairs. In the morning, till eleven or twelve, she is dull and weary, but as the day advances she gains life, and is quite 'fresh and funny' at ten p.m., and sings old rhymes, nay, even dances.
John Herschel, describing his aunt Caroline Herschel, German-born English astronomer born on March 16, 1750, in June 1832 when she was 83 years old (she died on January 9, 1848, aged 97)   Source

I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments by those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations. ... The means of defense against foreign danger historically have become the instruments of tyranny at home.
James Madison, 4th President of the United States, born on March 16, 1751

 Saint Urho

I am just going outside and may be some time.
Lawrence Oates farewelling his companions in the Antarctic, March 16, 1912

I think I really wanted to write my biography more to be able to mention that Jack Kennedy and I were friends than anything else.
Jerry Lewis, American comedian, born on March 16, 1926

What be you? You are God! Man expressing as God often forgets that which is termed his Godhood ... 'Tis not the way it is. You are a God that needs to remember.
JZ Knight ('Ramtha'); Voyage to the New World, Ramtha with DJ Mahr, p. 127

Power is absolute. That is the big orgasm.
JZ Knight ('Ramtha'); That Elixir Called Love, JZK Publishing, Yelm, WA, USA, 2003, p. 198

... everybody wants to be famous because then everybody will focus on them, they will make all this money, they will be rich, and they will be loved by the world. And gurus do it because gurus are addicted to power.
JZ Knight ('Ramtha'); ibid

Guys were about to shoot these people. I yelled, "Hold it", and shot my picture. As I walked away, I heard M16s open up. From the corner of my eye I saw bodies falling, but I didn't turn to look.
Photographer, Ron Haeberle, recalling the My Lai (Vietnam) massacre, March 16, 1968

All we know for certain is that Kurds were bombarded with poison gas that day at Halabja. We cannot say with any certainty that Iraqi chemical weapons killed the Kurds. I am in a position to know, because, as the Central Intelligence Agency's senior political analyst on Iraq during the Iran-Iraq war, and as a professor at the Army War College from 1988 to 2000, I was privy to much of the classified material that flowed through Washington having to do with the Persian Gulf. In addition, I headed a 1991 Army investigation into how the Iraqis would fight a war against the United States; the classified version of the report went into great detail on the Halabja affair.
Stephen C Pelletiere, former senior CIA analyst, in a January 2003 opinion piece for the New York Times

 

 

 

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Liberalia, ancient Rome (Mar 16 - 17)

(From Liber, Thracian god of wine, or Liber Pater, a name of Bacchus.) Bacchanalian feasts were banned in 186 BCE by the Roman Senate because of extreme licentiousness, except by special permission of the Senate, and for only five initiates at a time. However, the Liberalia, another festival of Bacchus, commenced on March 16, as we know from Ovid, Fasti  iii.713. Adorned with garlands of ivy, priests and old priestesses carried wine, honey, cakes and sweets through the city, together with an altar in the middle of which was a small fire-pan in which sacrifices were sometimes burnt.

The Romans had a god Liber and goddess Libera, his counterpart. In his original Roman conception, Liber was probably a god who presided over male fertility and especially the act of ejaculation. After the formation of the Aventine triad, he absorbed the mythology of Dionysus. This was a festival of liberation from "the powerlessness of childhood" in which boys aged about  15 - 17 took off for the last time their purple-bordered purple togas (the toga praetexta) and donned the unbleached woollen toga virilis, or toga libera that represented their manhood. As long as a male wore the praetexta, he was impubes, and when he assumed the toga virilis, he was pubes.

BullaThe boys removed the phallic bullae charms - which had protected them in youth - from around their necks and offered them to the household gods. Their fathers took them to the Forum in Rome and presented them as adults and citizens. This was in the days when male rites of passage were encouraged.

An infans was incapable of doing any legal act. An impubes, who had passed the limits of infantia, could do any legal act with the auctoritas of his tutor; without such auctoritas he could only do those acts which were for his benefit. With the attainment of pubertas, a person obtained the full power of his property, and the tutela ceased: he could also dispose of his property by will; and he could contract marriage.

Originally the two deities Liber and Libera had something to do with germination and creation. Later they were merged with Bacchus. Women called Sacerdotes Liberi (priestesses of the two gods) on this day sat on the footpaths tending foculi, portable altars, and for a fee they sacrificed honey cakes (liba). 

Stein (Stein, Diane, The Goddess Book of Days, Llewellyn Publications, St Paul Minnesota, 1989) calls this a "women's festival of Bacchus dedicated to the Maenads", but most sources emphasise that it was a male festivity.

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Feast day of St Urho, the grasshopper slayer

Finland's answer to Ireland's St Patrick, Urho expelled the grasshoppers from Finland. Raising his staff, he intoned, "Grasshopper, grasshopper, go to hell!", and they accommodated him, and the country's wine-grape crop was saved forever. Of course, St Urho is a made-up saint, just for fun.

Some say that a Finnish-American store owner in Minnesota, USA, became weary of his Irish-American employees always asking for a day off on March 17 in honour of St Patrick, and it was he who invented St Urho. Waverly Fitzgerald (School of the Seasons) says that it was at a 1856 St Patrick's Day party that the saint, whose name means 'hero', was first mooted.  There are other explanations.

All over the USA, Finnish Americans commemorate today as a national celebration. For example, the town of Hood River, Oregon, celebrates with a parade in which locals are costumed as locusts, shouting "Grasshopper, grasshopper, go to hell!" A large fibreglass statue is at Menahga, Minnesota ('Home of St Urho') to the saint who never was.

Whether Finland ever had a wine industry, and the fact that there are still grasshoppers in that country, are matters to puzzle the scholars.

 

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St Finian built the abbey of Innis-Falien in an island on the lake of Loughlane, Ireland, as well as others. He visited St Ruadanus who had a miraculous tree in his cell, dropping a liquor that fed him and his brotherhood every day.

Once, when St Ruadanus was absent, St Finian performed a miracle to impress on Ruadanus the need to live like ordinary people. When St Ruadanus returned he found the liquor stopped and turned water into the nectar. St Finian turned it back into water. 

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1585 Gerbrand Adriaensz Bredero (d. 1618), Dutch poet and playwright

1750 Caroline Herschel (January 9, 1848), German-born English 'first lady of astronomy'; sister and colleague of William Herschel (1738 - 1822), who discovered Uranus

"Her first accomplishments were the detection of nebulae. William [her brother] gave her a small telescope with which to look for comets. Trivial though it may sound, in this era, comet hunting was the main focus of many astronomers. Caroline's first experience in mathematics was her catalogue of nebulae. She calculated the positions of her brother's and her own discoveries and amassed them into a publication. One interesting fact is that Caroline never learned her multiplication tables. She studied them so late in life that she never got a hold on them. She carried a table on a sheet of paper in her pocket when she worked."   Source

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1751 James Madison (d. 1836), 4th President of the United States

 

Matthew Flinders1774 Matthew Flinders (d. July 19, 1814), English-born Australian explorer, who circumnavigated and named the continent. 

In 1789 he entered the Royal Navy and in 1791 joined HMS Providence as a midshipman, serving under William Bligh on his second 'breadfruit voyage' to Tahiti. In 1798 he circumnavigated Van Diemen's Land (later renamed Tasmania) aboard the sloop Norfolk, therefore proving it to be an island.

The Flinders story has a tragic turn to it. In 1803, while attempting to return to England aboard The Cumberland, he was forced to put in at Mauritius for repairs on December 17. Unbeknown to Flinders, England was at war with France, and the French governor, General De Caen, had Flinders detained as a spy. He would be imprisoned on Mauritius for almost seven years.

Flinders finally returned to England in October 1810, where he immediately began work on preparing A Voyage to Terra Australia for publication. On July 18, 1814, the book was published, introducing the name 'Australia'. The next day found, Matthew Flinders, one of history's great explorers, dead at the age of only 40.

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1789 Georg Simon Ohm (d. 1854), German physicist and discoverer of Ohm's law

"Electricity was not the only topic on which Ohm undertook research, and not the only topic in which he ended up in controversy. In 1843 he stated the fundamental principle of physiological acoustics, concerned with the way in which one hears combination tones. However the assumptions which he made in his mathematical derivation were not totally justified and this resulted in a bitter dispute with the physicist August Seebeck. He succeeded in discrediting Ohm's hypothesis and Ohm had to acknowledge his error." Source

1829 René François Armand Sully-Prudhomme (d. 1907), French writer, laureate of the first Nobel Prize in Literature in 1901 

1834 James Hector (d. 1907), Scottish geologist

1878 Clemens August Graf von Galen (d. 1946), German archbishop of Münster and cardinal

1878 Reza Pahlavi (d. 1941), shah of Iran

1901 Edward Pawley, American actor

1902 Leon Roppolo (d. 1943), American jazz clarinetist

1905 Elisabeth Flickenschildt (d. 1977), German actress

1906 Henny Youngman (d. 1998), American comedian

1911 Josef Mengele (d. 1979), Nazi war criminal

1912 Pat Nixon (d. 1993), American actress, First Lady

1918 Frederick Reines, (d. 1998) American physicist (1995 Nobel Prize in Physics)

1920 Leo McKern, (d. 2002) Australian-born English actor (TV series: Rumpole)

 

1926 Jerry Lewis (born Joseph Levitch), American comedian (The Nutty Professor; The King of Comedy), who contracted meningitis in Darwin, Australia. He is very involved with the American Muscular Dystrophy Association.

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While contending his birth name is Joseph Levitch, official birth records show his first name to be Jerome.
Jerry took his last name from his actor-father's stage name.
Jerry is known as clothes horse. He gives away suits rather than having them cleaned and refuses to wear a pair of socks more than once.
Jerry was presented the French Legion of Honour in 1984 and was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize in 1977.
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1928 Christa Ludwig, German mezzo-soprano

1927 Vladimir Komarov (d. 1967), Russian cosmonaut

1927 Daniel Patrick Moynihan (d. 2003), US Senator from New York

1929 Nadja Tiller, Austrian actress

1934 Ray Hnatyshyn (d. 2002), former Governor-General of Canada

1940 Bernardo Bertolucci, Italian film director (Last Tango in Paris; Luna; Little Buddha; The Last Emperor); voted by Entertainment Weekly the 44th Greatest Director of all time

1940 Chuck Woolery, game show host

1942 James Soong, Taiwanese politician

 

What the ~~$$$~~~???

JZ Knight: Image used in Fair Use for non-proft, educational purposes, and linked to the page of origin by way of recommendation.1946 Judith Darlene Hampton (aka JZ Knight and Ramtha), American woman who claims to "channel" the spirit of a 35,000 year-old (Cro-Magnon?) male spirit-warrior named Ramtha (7 feet tall, with "black dancing eyes"), who first appeared in Knight's kitchen in Tacoma, Washington in 1977.

"What be you? You are God!"

Ramtha inexplicably speaks in accented semi-Jacobean English – the language of the age of King James I of England – which perhaps he picked up on the way from Atlantis via Lemuria, two of his former mythical nations of residence. (Or perhaps he got it from the angel who gave the golden plates to Mormonism founder Joseph Smith, as they exhibit the same anachronistic linguistic quirk – note that Hampton is not the first such charlatan, nor will probably be the last, to invoke the language of the King James Bible [the AV] and Shakespeare to impart a ring of authority.) Hampton is also known for adopting physical poses that look something like the characters on pyramid walls.

Hampton has thrown together a hodge-podge of all the usual essentials of phoney New Ageism: a bit of gnosticism, add some Edgar Cayce and Madame Blavatsky, mix with some UFO alien stuff (Hampton was born in Roswell, NM, after all), stir with high school science, add a pinch of ersatz Egyptology and roast in a moderate brain. Ramthaism is perhaps not as dangerous (yet) as some cults such as Jim Jones's People's Temple (Jonestown), Marshall Applewhite's Heaven's Gate and L Ron Hubbard's Scientology, but it has to be one of the silliest, and somehow is making Hampton a very rich Cro-Magnon man: it has been estimated she's raking in $10 million a year from seminars and merchandizing.

As if to underline Hampton's contempt for the credulity of her thousands of dupes, it has been asserted that Ramtha revealed in September, 2004 that [wait for it ... drum roll!! ...] a sugary kids' snack called Hostess Twinkies contain an ingredient that can prolong life. Apparently Twinkies are selling well in Yelm, Washington, where Hampton's followers have congregated.

'Ramtha' Hampton gained quite a bit of publicity in the mid-'80s, most of it ridiculing her, so she went underground during much of the 1990s. Apparently she continued building her money-making machine, and she is making waves again, gaining many more followers and about 75 pounds in weight. The movie, What the Bleep do We Know ('Bleep' apparently being an American euphemism for an expletive), starring Marlee Matlin, was produced by followers of Judith Hampton.

At time of writing, it is believed that Hampton encourages among her devotees the drinking of of alcohol.

"Knight has been married at least five times. Her messy divorce to Jeffrey Knight finalized in 1989 after a long court battle. 

"In 1992 Knight discovered that a German woman, Judith Ravell, was claiming to also be in contact with Ramtha. After a three-year battle in the Austrian courts, J.Z. Knight won the right to exclusively channel Ramtha. The 1995 ruling was appealed, but was upheld in 1997 by the Austrian Supreme Court. 

"Ramtha went on a five-continent speaking tour in 1999. 

"J.Z. Knight now lives in a multi-million dollar French chateau-styled mansion in Yelm, Washington, where she teaches courses and runs Ramtha's School of Enlightenment."   Source

'Ramtha's channeler' can't testify 

She says she was in a trance during alleged sex-case confession 

YELM—The woman who claims to channel a 35,000 year-old warrior spirit called Ramtha says she can't take the witness stand against a couple accused of sexual misconduct with a 15-year-old girl. 

J. Z. Knight said she doesn't remember the confession of voice instructor Wayne Allen Geis and his partner, Ruth Beverly Martin; the confession is said to have occurred about a year ago in front of about 800 stunned students at Ramtha's School of Enlightenment on Knight's Yelm estate. 

Knight said she was in a trance at the time—that it was Ramtha who questioned the couple and elicited the confession. 

"There is a being outside of me which is him," Knight said.
The Associated Press   Source

"What most viewers don't realize is that What the Bleep (which also screens as What the #$*! Do We Know?) is the work of a strange sect headquartered a couple of hours north of Portland in the prairie town of Yelm, Wash ...

"Ramtha says mirrors are portals to a parallel universe. Ramtha says children with Down syndrome have 'chosen' their condition. Ramtha says you can read minds, alter your own DNA, reverse aging, teleport, travel through time, and prolong your life with Twinkies. 

"Seriously ...

"Ramtha's disciples (known as 'masters') have now swelled to an estimated 5,000 people around the globe, who plunk down $1,000 for a weeklong spell of ancient wisdom every year. To cater to this spiritual hunger, Knight employs 60 people churning out books, tapes, CDs, videos, posters, scents, lotions, candles and elvish capes. 

"Her company, JZK Inc., refuses to divulge any financial information, but one observer pegs its annual income at $10 million at least. Whatever the figure, it is substantial enough that the girl who was born in a one-room shack now lives in a 12,000-square-foot French-style chateau with six bedrooms, seven fireplaces, a spiral staircase and an indoor pool."
What the #$*! is Ramtha

 

Ramtah website (turn down speakers)    Quantum Quackery    JZ Knight controversies

Ramtha's School of Quantum Flapdoodle    Critical study of Gordon Melton's book on Ramtha

What the #$*! Do We Know?! We know it's CRAP!!! ["I created my own reality by walking out of the theater"]

 

1949 Erik Estrada, Puerto Rican actor

1949 Victor Garber, Canadian actor

1952 Philippe Kahn, French/American entrepreneur

1953 Isabelle Huppert, French actress

1953 Richard Stallman (Richard M Stallman; often abbreviated 'rms'), American Free Software activist and founder of GNU; hacker, and software developer

1954 Nancy Wilson, guitarist, singer, actress

1959 Flavor Flav, rap musician

1959 Jens Stoltenberg, Prime Minister of Norway

1990 James Bulger (d. 1993), English toddler abduction/murder victim

1992 Carlie Brucia, (d. 2004) kidnap/murder victim

 

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597 BCE Babylonians captured Jerusalem, replacing Jehoiachin with Zedekiah as king.

37 Death of Tiberius Claudius Nero Caesar (b. 46 BCE), second Roman emperor of the Julio-Claudian dynasty.

455 Death of Valentinian III (b. 419), Roman emperor.

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1244 France: After a truce (beginning on March 1) in the siege at Montségur, four Cathar defenders escaped from the citadel perched 1,207 metres (3,960 ft) high on the granite outcrop. According to legend, they used ropes to lower themselves down the almost perpendicular slopes of the mountain, carrying with them the Holy Grail. Their fate and destination are now the subject of myth and legend, as any reader of The Da Vinci Code knows.

A few hours later, between 205 and 225 Cathars marched down the southern slopes of the mountain where they were burned to death by the Albigensian Crusaders.

"On the night of March 16, these four men, accompanied by a guide, made a daring escape – again with the knowledge and collusion of the garrison.  With them, they carried some great treasure, but one that they must have done while dangling from ropes on a sheer mountainside.  It is believed that much of the wealth of the Cathars (and/or Templars in the area) had been secretly slipped out of Montsegur during the almost year-long siege.  That is, the gold and jewels and other mundane relics of wealth.  But this last daring escape and carrying off of some great treasure is a bit more interesting.           

"The Cathars, by their contemporaries, were believed to have been in possession of the Holy Grail."   Source

From Wikipedia: Catharism was a Gnostic movement that originated around the middle of the 10th century, branded by the contemporary Roman Catholic Church as heretical. It existed throughout much of Western Europe, but its home was in Languedoc, in southern France. The name Cathar most likely originated from Greek catharos, 'the pure ones'. Another suggested origin was from Latin cattus, for 'cat', which were usually associated with witches and heretics. Most likely this is just a myth initiated by the Roman Catholics. One of the first recorded uses is Eckbert von Schönau who wrote on heretics from Cologne in 1181: "Hos nostra germania catharos appellat."

The Cathars are also called Albigensians. This name originates from the end of the 12th century, and was used by the chronicler Geoffroy du Breuil of Vigeois in 1181. The name refers to the southern town of Albi (the ancient Albiga.) The designation is hardly exact, for the centre was at Toulouse and in the neighbouring districts.

Modern Montségur movement    More    And more

Destruction of the Knights Templar, October 13,  1307 in the Book of Days

The Dundee Code (sequel to The Da Vinci Code)

 

1521 Ferdinand Magellan reached the Philippines.

1621 New World: Samoset, a Mohegan, visited the settlers of Plymouth Colony and greeted them in English, "Welcome, Englishmen! My name is Samoset". He had learned his broken English from the English fishermen that came to fish off Monhegan Island.

1660 England: The Long Parliament disbanded.

1723 A royal proclamation was issued in Britain to thank God for the end to the plague.

1736 Death of Giovanni Battista Pergolesi (b. 1710), Italian composer.

1747 Death of Christian Augustus of Anhalt-Zerbst (b. 1690), father of Catherine II of Russia.

1787 The First Fleet (the first fleet of British vessels that took convicts to the as yet unnamed Australia) began assembling at Mother Bank, off the Isle of Wight.

1792 King Gustav III of Sweden was shot in the back at a midnight masquerade at Stockholm's Royal Opera; he died on March 29.

1792 Tipu, the Sultan of Mysore, the most powerful Indian ruler still resisting British imperialism, was defeated in the third war fought over his territory.

1802 The United States Military Academy West Point was established.

1815 William of Orange was made King of the United Netherlands and was crowned King Willem I.

1850 Nathaniel Hawthorne's novel The Scarlet Letter was first published.

1888 Emile Roger made the world's first recorded car purchase, a Benz.

1889 A major conflict among US, British, and German warships anchored off the Samoan Islands was averted, when a hurricane destroyed all but one vessel. A tripartite agreement proclaimed the islands neutral territory, a status that lasted until 1899.  

1898 Aubrey Beardsley (b. 1872), the brilliant London illustrator for works of Oscar Wilde and other fin de siecle writers, died at the age of 25.

1900 British archaeologist Sir Arthur Evans purchased the land around the ruins of the Bronze Age Palace at Knossos on Crete, which he excavated.

"Sir Arthur Evans who excavated the palace at Knossos named them the 'Minoans' after Minos, the legendary king of Crete. Very little was known about Minoan Crete prior to the late 19th century AD, and a great deal of the work was done by Sir Arthur Evans.  The Minoan civilization lasted about 1200 years from 2200 BC to about 1000 BC (with the last two hundred years or so in a period of great decline). They reached the height of their prosperity around the 18th -16th centuries during the Second Palace Period. The palace at Knossos appears to have been the center of Minoan government."   Source

"My first encounter with the theory that prehistory was matriarchal came in 1979 in a class titled 'Minoan and Mycenaean Greece.' While on site at Knossos, our professor—an archaeologist with the American School of Classical Studies in Athens—noted that the artifactual evidence on the island of Crete pointed toward Minoan society being matriarchal."
The Myth of Matriarchal Prehistory, by Cynthia Eller

 

The prehistoric archaeology of the Aegean

 

1903 Death of Judge Roy Bean (b. c. 1825), jurist, Old West pioneer.

1904 James Joyce , 22, awarded the bronze medal in a Dublin singing contest, promptly threw it into the Liffey River.

Lawrence Oates1912 Lawrence Oates (b. 1880), part of the doomed Robert Falcon Scott Antarctic expedition, sacrificed his life by going out into the snow so that the others would not have to care for him or have less food. His famous and very British last words: "I am just going outside and may be some time." It is uncertain if Oates's death occurred on March 16 or on his 32nd birthday, March 17, as Scott himself, whose journal is our only original source for the event, was uncertain, as seen below.

Lawrence Oates was nicknamed 'Titus' by his companions, after the 17th-Century English conspirator, Titus Oates.  

Pictured: Oates sacrifices his life for his comrades, from a Brooke Bond tea card

 

Last leaves from Scott's diary

Friday, March 16 or Saturday 17
"Lost track of dates, but think the last correct. Tragedy all along the line. At lunch, the day before yesterday, poor Titus Oates said he couldn't go on; he proposed we should leave him in his sleeping bag. That we could not do, and induced him to come on the afternoon march. In spite of its awful nature for him, he struggled on and we made a few miles. At night he was worse and we knew the end had come.

"Should this be found I want these facts recorded. Oates's last thoughts were of his mother, but immediately before he took pride in thinking that his regiment would be pleased with the bold way in which he met his death. We can testify to his bravery. He has borne intense suffering for weeks without complaint, and to the very last was able and willing to discuss outside subjects. He did not - and would not - give up hope to the very end. He was a brave soul. This was the end. He slept through the night before last, hoping not to wake; but he woke in the morning - yesterday. It was blowing a blizzard. He said, "I am just going outside and may be some time." He went into the blizzard, and we have not seen him since.

"We knew that poor Oates was walking to his death; but, though we tried to dissuade him, we knew it was the act of a brave man and an English gentleman. We all hope to meet with a similar spirit, and assuredly the end is not far."

Source  

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1914 Madame Caillaux, wife of France's finance minister, shot dead the editor of Le Figaro newspaper to protect her husband against libel.

1926 Robert Goddard launched the first liquid-fuelled rocket, at Auburn, Massachusetts, USA.

1935 In violation of the Versailles Treaty, Adolf Hitler ordered Germany to rearm herself.

1945 World War II: The Battle of Iwo Jima ended but small pockets of Japanese resistance persisted.

1945 Würzburg, Germany was 90 per cent destroyed, in only 20 minutes by British bombers, with 5,000 dead.

1956 St Urho's Day was first celebrated.

1967 USA: Alice Herz immolated herself to protest the Vietnam War.

 

1968 Vietnam War: Reports reached Saigon of the massacre of between 350 and 500 unarmed villagers – men, women, and children – at the Vietnamese village of My Lai by American soldiers under the command of Lt William L Calley.

Captain Medina led a 'victorious' attack on the village of Xom Lang, near My Lai in South Vietnam. In a one-hour killing spree Charlie Company lined up 430 old men, women and children in a ditch and proceeded to massacre whom they could.

While the top brass circled overhead in helicopters, the men of Charlie Company, First Battalion, American Division, entered the hamlet of My Lai 4, in Quang Ngai Province, and methodically and ruthlessly murdered an estimated 347 civilians over an 8-hour period.

Some were murdered by bullets fired into their houses, others herded into small groups and mowed down, and still more died when they are hurled into a ditch and sprayed with automatic rifle fire.

Naturally, the Army first tried to cover it up and naturally the US media refused to report it (despite news stories in Europe). Later they portrayed it as a aberration, one bad guy (Calley), one good guy (who stopped it). Calley was convicted, sent to his room for being a bad boy, then released after a year or so under house arrest.

Strafe the town and kill the people
Let's declare a massacre.
Lay napalm in the square,
So you'll know that Jake was there,

Drop the candy in the courtyard,
Let the kiddies gather 'round.
Crank your twenty-millimeter,
Gun the little bastards down.

Come 'round early Sunday morning,
Catch the village unaware.
Drop a bunch of cluster bomblets,
Get 'em while they kneel in prayer.

Lyrics by Bowen and Fish, The Longest Day   Source

Source: The Daily Bleed

Tip of the Iceberg: the Tiger Force atrocities – like My Lai but longer

Lava lamp

 

1971 US Patent # 3,570,156 was issued for the lava lamp.

Lavarand a patent for generation of random numbers using lava lamps

 

1972 St Louis, Missouri, USA: The first building of the Pruitt-Igoe housing complex was demolished. Designed in 1951 by architect Minoru Yamasaki (who would later design the World Trade Center), it was one of the most infamous failures of public housing in American history.

Cultural theorists have suggested that the demolition of Pruitt-Igoe marks the death of modernism and the start of the postmodern age. Footage of the demolition of Pruitt-Igoe was incorporated into the film Koyaanisqatsi.

1973 Queen Elizabeth II of the UK opened the new London Bridge.

1973 On the orders of Attorney-General Lionel Murphy, the Australian Commonwealth Police raided the Melbourne headquarters of ASIO, the Australian Security and Intelligence Organisation.

"Attorney-General Lionel Murphy eventually led a Commonwealth police raid on ASIO's St Kilda Road, Melbourne, headquarters when he believed vital security information was being withheld from him. ASIO then decided to spy on Murphy, its boss, suspecting he could be linked to the KGB. In this venture, ASIO was assisted by British intelligence. McKnight relates the recollections of journalist George Negus, then Murphy's press secretary:

"'Lionel had asked for the files of the six most dangerous or subversive people in Australia", recalled Negus. When they arrived, Murphy found they were of several CPA unionists and people such as CPA leader and peace movement activist Mavis Robertson.

"'Lionel looked at them and laughed, and said to the bloke `I know these people. They are not subversives, they're old fashioned Marxists whom you needn't worry about. We know what they are. Can you get me some real subversives? Some Russians who are in the woodwork out there?' An hour later at the airport, Murphy, brimming with good humour at the incident, rang [Prime Minister] Whitlam and asked him if he would like to know the names of the "six most dangerous people in the country". When he told Whitlam they both laughed – and they seldom laughed together.'"   Source: Australia's Spies and Their Secrets

Lionel Murphy clip

 

1978 Aldo Moro was kidnapped by left-wing urban guerrillas in Italy and was later killed by his captors.

1984 William Buckley, the CIA station chief in Beirut, Lebanon, was kidnapped by Islamic fundamentalists and later died in captivity.

1985 Associated Press newsman Terry Anderson was taken hostage in Beirut (released on December 4, 1991).

 

1988 Halabja poison gas attack – by Iraq, or Iran?

Iraq allegedly attacked the Kurdish town of Halabja with mix of poison gas and nerve agents, killing as many as 10,000. However, the accusation against Iraq is disputed by the CIA's senior political analyst during the Iran-Iraq War, Dr Stephen C Pelletiere (professor, US Army War College), who believes Iran did it:

HalabjaFrom the Blogmanac

"Hussein probably didn't gas Kurds": CIA senior analyst

"The chemical attack on Halabja – just one of 40 targeted at Iraq's own people – provided a glimpse of the crimes Saddam Hussein is willing to commit, and the kind of threat he now presents to the entire world."
President GW Bush, March 15, 2003
Source: American Forces Information Services


We invaded Iraq because of WMDs and because Saddam Hussein was such a crazy mutha that he gassed his own people (the Kurds in Halabja), so he might gas us, do you remember?

Author Dr Stephen C Pelletiere, recently professor at the US Army War College, was the CIA's senior political analyst during the Iran-Iraq War. In a Late Night Live interview with the doyen of Australian broadcasters, Phillip Adams, Pelletier dropped the bombshell that he and his colleagues who investigated the gassing did not believe that Saddam Hussein committed the atrocity.

Of the massacre of Kurds in Halabja, Pelletier told Adams: "Halabja was a battle between the Iraqis and the Iranians and the Kurds were … collateral damage". "Halabja was a tragedy of war, it was not a war crime". Pelletier goes on to say that Iraq did not have cyanide gas, Iran did:

"I examined the case very deeply afterwards … those of us who examined the bodies concluded that most of the Kurds who died, or the ones we examined, died of cyanide poisoning" … "it is spin doctoring" … "people who die in a battle are unfortunate victims, but they are not objects of genocide".

Pelletier said that "the President is effectively lying to us … It does appear that the Bush administration lives in an atmosphere that is hermetically sealed … you do get the opinion that these people are out of touch."

Pelletiere wrote on January 31, 2003 in the NY Times:
"And the story gets murkier: immediately after the battle the United States Defense Intelligence Agency investigated and produced a classified report, which it circulated within the intelligence community on a need-to-know basis. That study asserted that it was Iranian gas that killed the Kurds, not Iraqi gas.

"The agency did find that each side used gas against the other in the battle around Halabja. The condition of the dead Kurds' bodies, however, indicated they had been killed with a blood agent -- that is, a cyanide-based gas -- which Iran was known to use. The Iraqis, who are thought to have used mustard gas in the battle, are not known to have possessed blood agents at the time.

"These facts have long been in the public domain but, extraordinarily, as often as the Halabja affair is cited, they are rarely mentioned."
Source
Could ex-CIA man Pelletiere be Saddam's witness?
Pelletiere has been making his claim since going public on January 31, 2003 in The New York Times in an article ('A War Crime or an Act of War?'). Saddam Hussein at the opening of his trial in Baghdad said that he knew of the Halabja massacre only from the newspapers; perhaps he will call the former CIA man as a witness (more at July 4 in the Blogmanac).

From Wikipedia: A preliminary Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA) study at the time concluded, apparently by determining the chemicals used by looking at images of the victims, that it was in fact Iran that was responsible for the attack, an assessment which was used subsequently by the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) for much of the early 1990's. The CIA's senior political analyst for the Iran-Iraq war, Stephen C. Pelletiere, co-authored an unclassified analysis of the war [1] which contained a brief summary of the DIA study's key points. In a January 31, 2003 New York Times [2] opinion piece, Pelletiere summarized the DIA's findings and noted that because of the DIA's conclusion there was not sufficient evidence to definitively determine whether Iraq or Iran was responsible. Pelletiere also felt that the administration of George W. Bush was not being forthright when squarely placing blame on Iraq, since it contradicted the conclusion of the DIA study. However the DIA's final position on the attack was in fact much less certain than this preliminary report suggests, with its final conclusions, in June 2003, asserting just that there was insufficient evidence, but concluding that "Iraq ..used chemical weapons against Kurdish civilians in 1988" [3]. The CIA altered its position radically in the late 1990s and cited Halabja frequently in its evidence of WMD before the 2003 invasion ...



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America's Oil Wars    The Iran Iraq War: Chaos in a Vacuum

Iraq and the International Oil System: Why America Went to War in the Gulf

See also: Highway of Death: America's 'turkey shoot' war crime

 

1988 Iran-Contra Affair: Lieutenant Colonel Oliver North and Vice Admiral John Poindexter were indicted on charges of conspiracy to defraud the United States.

Poindexter, from big fraud to Big Brother

Poindexter was convicted of conspiracy, lying to Congress, defrauding the government, and destroying evidence, so George W Bush wanted him for a big job. On February 13, 2002, the media learned that Poindexter had been appointed (by George W Bush) the Director of The Pentagon's Information Awareness Office, a secretive intelligence bureau whose mission is to gather and centralise as much information as possible about everyone, intending to unify all private databases about US citizens into one central database run by the government (including information about travel, credit card purchases, medical history, and so on).

 

1993 A blizzard on the east coast of the United States killed 184 (see Great Blizzard of 1993).

1994 Tonya Harding pleaded guilty to conspiracy to hinder prosecution for trying to cover-up an attack on figure skating rival Nancy Kerrigan.

2003 The largest coordinated worldwide vigil, as part of the global protests against war on Iraq.

2003 Rachel Corrie (b. 1979) member of the International Solidarity Movement (ISM) who travelled as an activist to the Gaza Strip during the Al-Aqsa Intifada, was killed in Rafah when she tried to obstruct an Israel Defense Forces (IDF) Caterpillar D9 bulldozer, in an effort to prevent what she believed was a home demolition.

2005 Israel officially handed over Jericho to Palestinian control

2005 Ripudaman Singh Malik and Ajaib Singh Bagri, accused of the bombing of the Air India Flight 182 in 1985, were found not guilty on all counts.

2880 The predicted closest approach to Earth of Near-Earth object 1950 DA, which might impact Earth.

 

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The Ballad of George Bush

(Sing to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies theme)

Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush.
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
He drank like a fish while he was drivin' all about.
But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.

DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.

Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale.
He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.

Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy.

The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."
Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.

Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Nose candy.

Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."
So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.

Gun owners, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms.

Come November 7, the election ran late.
Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.

Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade.

Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in.
Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."
"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
And that's how George finally got his coronation.

Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority.

Y'all go vote now. Ya hear?


This one from Chris Keeley of Daily Dreamtime blog


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