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Welcome, honoured guest. This white marquee text scrolls from the right, if you're interested, so kindly wait a few seconds if you wish to read on. Thank you. Cead míle fáilte! There are more than 580 big pages, more than six million words, and tens of thousands of images and links on this site, so please take it easy. My goal in doing Wilson's Almanac is to help us all celebrate each day of the year, and to know more about each one. Zounds! As simple as that. So ... what'll I write on this scrolling marquee text thingimijig? I guess we can work it out. I'll try to work it out. Life is very short, my friend. സ്വാഗതം! Velkominn! Բարի գալուստ! Xoş gəlmişsiniz! Прывiтанне! Witam Cię! স্বাগতম! 歡迎! 歡迎! Καλώς! Gidday, mate! Good ta see ya! And the kiddlies. How's Cheryl? Good. Anyhow, come in. Feel like a cuppa? I've just boiled the billy. White with one shoog, isn't it? Cool - my teef are still a bit crook anyway, so I have two, if you don't mind. What would the kids like? Milk? Ορίσατε! Ceud mìle fàilte! እንቋዕ ብደሐን መጻእካ! Ngiyakwemukela! And so on. And on, and on. You're welcome here. Hál béo þu? All of the stuff on Wilson's Almanac and any of my sites is in the Public Domain, and Copyleft (copyright free, and at no charge), but please discuss with me if you want to use any more than 500 words, and please negotiate with me over any images of mine, if you wish to use them. OK? I'd want a few bucks, not heaps and heaps of dosh. All right? Not very much, out of both of those matters. OK? Cool. Cool as, mate. If you want anything I've written for radio 'prep' and stuff, for an On This Day or something, as some have, it's OK if the radio station or anyone working there or associated with it isn't making any money off my work. But please ask first. I'm very lovable, but take that rather seriously. Also, I'm revising the whole site, so please advise me of any errors, and any improvements you can suggest. May God, or the Buddha, or the goddess, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the Whole I spirit, or whatever's up there and/or down here, bless you all. And me three. Bless us all, real good. And all of ours, our families and friends. Because, I believe we gunna win sometime, if we stay brave, even a bit, just for a while. Please tell one or two people (more is fine with me, of course - maybe a link, a review on your site) sometime soon about any of this rubbish - this almanac. OK? Just one huming bean is enough. Please do it, if you get half a chance. Me Pip. That's my name. Don't wear it out. OK? Busy as a cat burying that smelly stuff. Somebody got killed by another human, yesterday. It was cruel, tacky, stupid and horrible. A ridiculous and unnecessary waste of precious life, of human potential. We can stop that stuff, in time, if we try hard. Men and women put a man on the Moon. This can't be harder. If you've done nothing at all in the past week to stop it (and I'm not asking you to tell me, nor anyone), goodbye. We can always catch up with each other later on. Have a nice day. Do you want fries with that, ma'am? And you, sir? I'll see you later. If you're not doing anything this week about the big problems we all face, you're an idiot too, possibly a bigger one than I. Please change. OK? Don't bother coming back, please, to Wilson's Almanac until you are satisfied you've done something in the past week. If you're leaving, thank you for coming, and enjoy your meal. Have a nice da-ay! You might like to go and play games in the playground. It's OK with me, and the kids won't mind. We have real stuff to do here, not TV rubbish. This planet has seven billion human beings! It's ridiculous. If you can't show us that you know the problems, and what you're doing to make people and Nature do better, please leave now. We'll both feel better. Have fun. I'm not interested in all that "I can't help the world" stuff. No matter how much I might like you, and respect you for other things. Please come back, if you can think. Or if you work hard to think better. My brain's not too bad, despite all the near-death experiences I've had, and murder attempts in recent years, but I try to improve it. Quite a few times a day. If you're not trying to improve the world, and your thinking, please stay by your TV or something. Toyworld might have something for you. I'll love you anyway. But I'll think you're wasting a chance, and your life, and you're an idiot. (I believe I'll still wish you well.) OK? Goodbye, dear Wilson's Almanac reader, if you split. I think I'd love you whether I think you're a gutless, cowardly male or female idiot or not. I'd try. But please try not to be one, and please try to help the world, and don't be a coward. An idiot. Please tell people what you're doing, and how they might, too. Tell me, correct me, if you wish. Tell someone, anyone. Let's change this appallingly managed planet's fortunes. Now! Ok? Let's do it! Ok? Off our backsides. You're probably five times as smart, rich and sighted as me. Let's do it! Help each other. Please help this benighted planet and her myriad species. God bless, and bright blessings to you all. Pippin, aka Pip. I suppose I'd better read this marquee text again, at least once, see if it makes any sense. It'll scroll back - it's supposed to, anyway. If you're living the life somebody else would like you to live, and not the one you'd like to live for you, please work it out for yourself, or email me at wilsonsalmanac.com@gmail.com, and I'll reply. Maybe you'll disagrre, or maybe can tolerate Pip's trip. Goodbye again, and thanks again. See you later. I'm going now. Pip. Love (love is the answer, and you know that for sure). (I'm really going now, wondering if they'll ever fix the Google Gadget thingo at http://www.gmodules.com/ig/creator?url=http://static.die.net/moon/gadget.xml, so we can all have that nice Moon phase image at the top right-hand corner of this homepage again.) Gone. Real gone. Oh! One last thing, I promise. I've already had one complaint, from a woman in the US, that the nude man just below this text offended her, her husband, and her children. If Michelangelo's statue of Bacchus offends you as well, I'm really, really sorry. Very sorry. Please tell me of any errors. I'm nearly blind because of other blokes, and because of that, many are probably here. I don't want readers to think I'm really an idiot, even if I am. Yeah, I guess I am. Sometimes I go all paranoid about being an idiot, but things always seem to work out. But there's a man in my bed, I hardly know him. I wipe his face and hold his hand. And watch him as he slowly fades away. And he fades away. (Try to see it my way - please.) OK. ... ... ... Seeyez. Me gone. Adidas, flamingos.

moxie

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I'm just sitting here watching the Wheels go 'round and 'round. I really love to watch them roll,
No longer riding in my merrry-go-ro-ound, I just had to let it go.

Many more links, images are below this. I invite you to scroll down to the foot of the page,
and hope that doing so will benefit you greatly. Learn and be entertained, and kindly advise us of errors.

                            Go J-9, go!!                                                                

It rains a lot in Bellingen, where your almanac comes from, and it sometimes floods. We had five floods in 2009,
and I've live near the Bellinger River for five years, so I have many things on the Almanac - writings, photos, videos, and so on.
At time of writing, January 25, 2012, Bellingen Shire, of which Bello is just one town, is flooded again.
Lavender's Bridge and all the others are under water. It's a hassle for some when it floods,
and for some others, it's a holiday. I battle on, in my bedroom/office.
(Please keep scrolling down, a lot is on every Almanac page, and I hope you enjoy it.)

The Abolition of work??!!!

 

Is this website not good enough for you? OK, sorry, mate, I do my very best, so I'm still improving. No worries; maybe you can make suggestions. It would help me a lot. I believe that the owner-builders and webmasters of some sites don't like to be told that they have built a site  which has some errors, such as missing pages, images or text not where they should be, spelling mistakes, dead links to other sites, and any errors in general. I do. Very much. I intend to be doing Wilson's Almanac every day until the end of my life, and, like many men and women, I'd like to live to at least century. I calculate that I've spent an average of  12 hours per day working on it every day since I founded the Almy online on the first day of the millennium, 01/01/01, my favourite red-letter day off the 366 within in the Wilson's Almanac Book of Days . That's a lot of days and hours. And I still really love doing it immensely. I don't seem to need much sleep, fortunately, and average about five or six hours a night. And I'm single, with my youngest child a young man, and five grandchildren, one at university in Sydney, so I'm tapping away at Esmeralda Computer's keyboard on my bedroom/office most of the time. OK. Thanks for reading thus far, and I hope you enjoy the rest of the stuff here, even if just one thing pleases you. See you later. Thanks for coming here, reader.
Seeya round like a rissole. Pip Wilson January 20, 2012


The Alamanac's long-term motto here is, 'Many ways to celebrate each day' and they are are within the Almy. So, let's celebrate together.

 

Faith    Hope    Imagine    Love                                                                                                             Dream

(Fools' paradise? Big deal. As you scroll down, the entire page loads. I hope. OK, maybe the bludger won't. Chanting the mantra, peace on earth. Cool?
Or knock me clean right out of my spleen. OK? I'll live. Just you bloody try it, mate. OK? OK. Cool.)

Oh, me and my staircases. Death traps.

 8 Ball Aitken and Bird Jensen (they usually form a duet) are two of my favourite loved ones and singer/songwriters in the known Universe.
8 is also fantastic on guitar. I watch and hear them whenever I'm able. Sometimes, they play just a short walk from my home.

I ask, who on earth would do such a disgusting, embarrassing thing? Even if they lived near a river. Like, on the marge of Lake Lebarge. And had to walk a lot.  And didn't have a great many public conveniences nearby. And it was quite a long way home to the toilet. And he or she needed to go, for various reasons, because they were busting? Because the night? And did it privately, so nobody could see? Even passing traffic? Unbelievable, Patti. I'm just average, common too. Just like him, the same as you, Patti. I'm everybody's brother ang son. I ain't no different from anyone. It aint no use talking to me, Patti. It's just the same as talking to you. Wanna try? I'll knock you clean right out of your spleen, if you do, sheila. You must think I'm crazy.  Not another bloody one. Shite.

Wilson's Almanac is dedicated to the proposition that humans beings are created equal, Sam McGee, Mac, Matt, Gabi, Adelle, Mistyka, Jeff, Baz le Tuff, JR 'Bob' Dobbs, Muse, Robert Anton Wilson, Zimmy, Granny D, Sleipnir, Teddy, Diana Schuetz (from Casper, Wyoming, USA, friend and devoted co-editor of the Almanac), Nora Ui Dhuibhir, trogs, Pete Bufo Columbo, JezzaJ-9, Loki, Lynn Fux, Dennis O'Bell, Helen, Martin, Shane, Wendy, and all my good friends at the Prov, an excellent shop to which I walk almost every day, sometimes several times, Sean Mooney, Arthur Stace, Offissa Pupp, Guy Noir, Ada Green, Bad Santa, Mary from New York City, who made the shawl on my bed, Tubs, Carl Giant, God, Goddess, Krisee Day (Christmas Day, my beloved housemate for some time in 2011 ˗ there are 390+ references to Christmas on Wilson's Almanac, and 850+ to Day, yet Krisee's nickname was Christmas Day long before I met her), anyone from Ireland, my pathetic neighbour Kev's retarded brother-in-law (Flash Xenu), the residents of Spectre, Alabama, John C Lilley, Easter Island, Rachael Gent, Aung San Suu Kyi, Lesley Ngatai, Edward Bloom, Bucephalus, Stonehenge, Uncle Ray, John Lennon, Fool, Idiot, that sheila whose name I don't yet know, freedom fighters, especially in Libya, but in all other places, the late Terry Tyrell and the vicar, the God and Goddess of Anything, in any country, or time, in any day, year, decade, century or millennium, Guy Noir, Thomas Carlyle, Karl Pilkington, Joker, Van Morrison, Jester, Fool, people from Brazil, poetry, Ava-pacha, Rosebud, phenology, the Arts, anything from Australia, mad and brain-dead people, Violent Samson, Pip, the one I love, the one-eyed love, anyone who describes their personality as 'Scottish', plus two or three other good people, animals, and things, and Grandpa Pip's loving, long-suffering family. I pray that the blessed Lord and Lady will love, bless and keep thee, today, and all the days of your life, and throughout all Eternity. Make a great day. Signed, Pip, and on behalf of Diana Schuetz. May God bless and keep you, again. What's it to be, Trixie? Still thinking about it? Ok, ok. I dig it. OK? Cool. That's more than enough about me. What do you think about me? Nighty night.

Now I'm a believer. To determine what it is in which I believe, you might like to guess a bit, or ask me. I might tell, if you're nice about it.
So long ago. Was it in a dream, was it just a dream? Pip, Trainee Human Sacrifice.

Being made a half-blind person by thugs is no impediment, no hassle, no barrier to frequent, normal human interaction with friends, supporters, and loved ones.
Well ... OK, I lied, but just a wee bit. I'm very sorry about that. It is, but just a wee bit, actually.

 


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Thank you, Lynn Fux, for this unsolicited image, c. 2007.

I'll do whatever I choose to do. I'm an idiot. I don't know anything at all. I come from China Grove, Gondwana, on the Mysterious Planet. And I just don't care. (Some blame Substance D.)

Re: Next November 18. Ronnie Berntsson, please contact me if you can, by my gmail. I can't find your email address. Thank you, Ronnie. God bless. Pip. :)

Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. If you want to know why so many people such as I, and even 70-year-old women, in Bellingen are being beaten up very nearly to death, and almost blinded,why I advise people not to walk at night here any more, unless they're fit, like me, and know the area as well as I, and why even at 8 on a Monday morning you can hear crazy kids screaming abuse in my street, don't just watch tiny little clips about Ice ˗ crystal meth, methamphetamines (mixed with alcohol, a dangerous concoction) ˗ like these from episodes of Breaking Bad on YouTube.Send me ten bucks and I'll send you 40 episodes on a disk, each about 45 minutes long. I'll do it until I'm ordered not to by someone with the authority to make me stop.

Edison invents the light globe

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 Are you finding missing text or images on Wilson's Almanac, especially newer pages? So am I, friends. It's due to my recently acquired poor eyesight, and a host of computer and software problems, which emerged while I was in hospital for months with Extreme Traumatic Brain Injury  when I was nearly murdered (again) by unknown assailants. I'm working on it. Periodically inspired. I expect all such errors to be repaired by early 2012. Meanwhile, there is still a lot of undamaged stuff at the Almy. Please 'abide with me'. The whole site, and I, are Under Reconstruction.

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When 'Source' links on this page move address or die, I might allow them to stay here, but the Wayback Machine might help you locate the original.
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Announcing The Almies Award. Free entry, $1,000 prize. Christmas, 2012.

A link anywhere at all on all of Wilson's Almanac does not indicate approval, but my interest and recommendation.

I suggest you use Search for words particularly important to your almanackist, and Wilson's Almanac,
such as day, air, water, energy, population, age, god, goddess, mythology, permaculture, planet, revolution, government, king, queen, slave, teach, learn,
health, earth, independence, poetry, environment, rebellion, conservative, progressive, American, English, Australian, Asian, African, battle, peace, war,
plant, tree, animal, human, art, literature, science, universe, ocean, land,  river, Christmas, birth, death, festival, baby, child, man, woman, young, old, and so on.
You'll get hundreds of hits for each. (If you have a few minutes to spare, you might like to try it just for fun, and learning ˗ the main purposes of Pip and his 'Almy'.)
But you might prefer to use a usual word or term of your own choice. Out of many millions words of text here, and growing, chances are excellent you'll find it. Please tell me if not.

Too much here? A problem for some (including me sometimes). Please try local libraries, if it helps.

Kindly scroll down for much more. And please tell your almanackist if you find an error or dead link, or have a suggestion. Thank you.

It's Barry's birthday. Soon. Big deal.

I once wrote a poem, the ironic main line of which was, 'I take paranoia'. But please don't be paranoid. Decide for yourself. Trust yourself, if you have submitted yourself to close scrutiny, and not found that you are an idiot.
And please remember that you might make an idiot out of yourself. A dead-set idiot. A laughingstock, to yourself. So, be honest, true to yourself. Know thyself. Criticise yourself. But THIMK. For yourself. For everyone. Cool?

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Wilson's Almanac content policy, and my pledge

Like most webmasters, I use keywords for the purposes of
search engine and advertising revenue optimization.
This I believe to be not only ethical, but sensible.

Unlike many websites these days, however, Wilson's Almanac will never
feature content (articles, etc) cynically based on keywords for such purposes.
I believe this common practice to be unethical and an insult to one's guests.
Wilson's Almanac reserves the right to construct advertising for content,
but promises never to construct content for advertising.

While I get my two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket, trim my pencil-thin moustache (the Boston Blackie kind), and find my autographed picture of Andy Devine. With me Brownsville Girl. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Her.
In her broken-down Ford, and her platform heels.

Pip lives at Paradise, 23 Dowle St, Bellingen, NSW, 2454, Australia. Ph. (02) 6655 2785. Please phone 9 am - 5 pm. I wish I had a pencil-thin moustache, the Boston Blackie kind. Thank you, reader.

Arthur Stace, Mr Eternity

Almanac Picks

October, 2011. Your almanackist is particularly interested in the following items in the Almanac. These items aren't in any particular order, such as alphabetical, nor in order of importance to your almanackist, Pip, and all items are subject to change, in many ways, thank you. We're Under Reconstruction, both your almanac, and your almanackist, due to my injury. So, kindly use Search for more information on each and every item. Please be aware of plurals/singulars, thanks.  And you will know yourself that interest doesn't indicated approval. For example, I'm very interested in Jesse James, Bonnie and Clyde, Ned Kelly, and so on. But I certainly wouldn't wish to meet any one of them in a dark alley or at the end of my bed.

Likewise with some religious leaders, such as
Garner Ted Armstrong. I'm interested in him, that's all. I think he preached absolute rubbish. And I'm rarely using ellipses at all on this site. In most cases, I tend only to use a semi-colon (';'), with which to end items, some in each and any category. I hope you enjoy some of these, and find some interesting as well. Please note that for some time, words and names will be linked to Wikipedia, but I am gradually, "slowly but slowly" changing them all to Google, for far better results. For example, 'dog' gets 'About 1,410,000,000 results' in Google, yet in Wikipedia (linked prominently as well, in Google), the number of helpful links is only in the hundreds. (On Wilson's Almanac, more than 290.) I wish I'd worked it out years ago, but it's one of those errors a person makes with the best of intentions. If it had been mentioned to me, I'd have changed it, but in all those years, not one of many thousands of readers ever mentioned it. They probably didn't think it through either, because I've obtained countless excellent suggestions from readers since the Wilson's Almanac 'Foundation Day'. Even Baz le Tuff, who built Esmeralda (this computer), learnt new, important things on the Net, recently. Now, it might take some years to undo the damage, but I'm proceeding steadily, and hope that before too long I'll be finished, but the Almanac is, as I've stated, my life's work, for decades to  come, one hopes. I trust that the ever-growing Malapropisms page, for example, is of interest, along with thousands of others on this site, and millions of words. Thank you, reader. Greetings, and love, as well as one can send, from Pip, of Bellingen, Australia. I hope you'll heartily enjoy your days, and this Almanac. If you find errors of any kind, I hope you'll advise me quickly, if possible, by email, and I shall try very quickly to amend them. Thank you, dear reader. Abundant bright blessings. Might you live well, and happily, and may God bless you. Pip.

        

Mabon; Canada; Australia; Christmas; Beltaine; Lammas; thin; solstice; equinox; NASA; Universe Today; zodiac; Pisces; Leo; Capricorn; Aquarius; March 1, 1953; March 26; 1980; Lughnsadh; belfires; Henry Lawson; Louisa Lawson, Emperor Norton, orphan; Mark Twain; outlaw; ghosts; alchemists; RSI; Sir Isaac Newton; Malcolm Fraser; Bob Brown; Jeff; Misty; Mistyka; Gough Whitlam; Richard the Lionheart; Sir Isaac Isaacs; Battle of Cajamarca; Gold Rush Australia; Australia; Christmas; 9/11; WWI; WWII; pagan; alchemist; ancient Chinese map; love; overweight; virtue; May 5, 2010; 2011; Bellingen; Creation, knee; Birth of Christ, Permaculture; global warming; conquistadores; Vietnam; Kampuchea; Afghanistan; Iraq; Cambodia; Rwanda; heredity; senility; disease; obese; Victoria Island; refugee; immigrant; American; Australian; Canadian; British; colonial; Northern Suburbs, Sydney; devoted; Western Suburbs, Sydney; senility; knee; Ernest Shackleton; Sir Douglas Mawson; Oates; Titus Oates; Wat Tyler; Beatles; John Lennon;  Paul McCartney;

I intend to do whatever I choose to do. See, like, I'm a idjut, sorta kinda. (But nice, I reckon, not like Pol Pot, Muammar Gaddafi, an' stuff). I don't know anything at all. Nuffink like, what, like, what matters, like. I reckon. See, I reckon I come from the Mysterious Planet. I don't even know what it is. Sunnink. I took too much Substance D. Me don't have a clue what it blooming well is. What day of the week it is. You? And I don't much care. I can't not fink it all the way frew, anyways, and get to the bottoms of that stuff. Ok, I'm off to the Prov, then maybe do some astroturfing. Then, perhaps, hitch-hike to Hungerford. Mebbe hitch it, anyhoo. It's uncertain. Wilson's Almanac has some pressing computer hardware and software problems, here in Bello, after a great week in Sydney, and many other important stuffs, like. If no one knows about this stuff, this nonsense ... perhaps I'll get away wiv it, until, say, bout early November, 2011, with our Facebook, the daily Almy, Blogmanac, &c. "Murder and treason!" Thus spake Macbeth. Then I can shoot through to Mars. Lake Wobegon and stuff. Might walk like an Egyptian. Way oh, way oh. I hope you'll make a great day, and may all your days be blessed. Lord bless you all. And kindly use Search for stuff. Fank youse all. Fank you, ladies and gennlemen. Oh. Sorry. I meant women and gennlemen. Please don't spit at me a real lot. Ta. Wimmin. I ain't no physcikisk, but I knows what matters. Ummm ... kinda. Sorta. A bit. Sorta. Kinda. Ok. Ok. Not much. Ok. Pippin.

 

Pip. A Fool for Christ. I pray that visitors will use Search. And other stuff below. And the homepage.
Beware the self-doubt monkey. I'll try, and do my best. I'll trust myself. Should I trust someone else?
From some old book? From anywhere? By anyone? Not where I live? Not knowing me personally?
OK. So, please explain. Why? Thimk through it, ok? Breathe through it. Be here now.
I dropped my harmonica, Albert. Imagine that. Just imagine that!

All you need is love

Greetings from soggy Bellingen, NSW, Australia. I've been very busy lately, and still am, have very much going on in my life (most of it Wilson's Almanac-related), and regret that it will be quite a few days before my return to Facebook, the Blogmanac, and the daily ezine. I intend to be in Sydney for up to a week from October 5, so, unfortunately, the Almanac will be in abeyance about then as well. So, in fact, the Almanac will be gone in all its forms for two weeks or a bit more. However, I intend to resume all Almanac activities in full by October 8, the birthday of the mother of my No. 2-born son, Remy, namely Kanagampuspavallee, or very soon after, depending on my own schedule, bus timetables, and so on. I'm looking forward to full resumption of the Almanac's many ways to commemorate and celebrate every day of the year. I believe that you'll find almost anything which particularly interests you, by using the Almy's Search page to plumb its depths of more than 4 million words, so please advise if something's incorrect, missing, or just plain stupid, in your view, at the Almy. Search is at http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/search.html. Thank you, friends. Abundance and gratitude. Carpe diem. Seize the day. Pip.

 

Kindly scroll down, and please excuse any computer-generated errors. Or mine.

Get to know your almanackist, at About Pip
He'd like to get to know About You. F2F if possible. But email, too, is fine, and so is Facebook.

Australian Constitution Preamble

 

 Good analysis of Woodstock (quite a bit about Woodstock, at Wilson's Almanac),

and some very good mates of mine from Nimbin. And a Hopi Native American elder says, "At least they grow their hair long. That's a good sign".

And it is a good sign, too, in every culture I've studied or stumbled upon, or in a link on a site for some other people.

I highly recommend letting the hair grow, men.  So far I'm very happy with the results. I'll cut it, if not, should that happen.

And to all readers, I highly recommend this documentary.

 

Dear fellow traveller,

If you got to http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/australian_slang.html, and scroll down to read the Malapropisms section, you'll see why I'm dropping out of monitoring ABC and BBC for ridiculous language usage. But I intend to be doing the daily Almanac ezine, and the Blogmanac, and visit my many Facebook friends, several times a day, sometimes, within a week, with all the best stuff I have found, or am finding, on the Internet. And I'm finding lots. Pictures, links, contacts, ideas - and the usual daily Almy, different from before, and much better than it was even two years ago, I believe. Please send any corrections, good links, and ideas to help make it one of the best wwebsites in the world, so suggestions are welcome, and I intend to reply fast. Say whatever you want. I have a thick skin. Thank you.

Abundance and gratitude,

Pip

Please read to the foot of Almanac pages, even if you can abide it, and kindly correspond if you can. All suggestions welcome. Love, Pip.  That's my name. Don't wear it out.

I especially dedicate this site to my daughter Julia Wilson, in the confident expectation she will disagree with much of it, but know that her father adores Toots, and intends to do so always.
As Toots knows, a character defect of his is that he might change his mind on anything,  but his stated intentions remain unless otherwise persuaded with compelling, loving, logical argument.

Virtuosity  We live in the age of liars, so this is newish (not lying to you). So please add your ideas by email. andI'll add them ASAP. Thanks, human beings.

I also use the word Almanack on my homepage, because I find so many people differ in spelling, and I want to be found on Google, for obvious reasons. Some people I've met don't even know what an Almanac is. Look it up, as my late mate Julius Sumner Miller used to say.

Girl released from Australian 'bomb' ordeal    And beware of Mafia involvement in northern New South Wales

Typos? Errors? Improvements? Errors? Ideas? Improvements? Suggestions? Brickbats? Bouquets? Anything at all, please email Pip. He's reasonable, he thinks.

Amy Winehouse

Australian slang  
These 24 pages have been a long process due to computer probs mostly, but please keep sending in contributions. I believe it's the biggest Aussie slang dictionary in the world., unhampered by  censorship of any kind.

 Pip's brain injury

 

Pip's addressed groups of people in Baptist, Pagan, Methodist, Charismatic, Anglican, and Roman Catholic churches, hippie communes, high schools, universities, the House of the New World, a Christian coffee house in Perth, a Utopia home study group. poetry nights, urban and rural communes, Neopagan and Christian, Inter-School Christian Fellowship classes and camps, ABC Radio, the Mitchell Library, 2BBB-FM, and more. I've been in the main and best-known Australian place of worship of, or maybe had a meal with, maybe been a close friend of, Seventh-Day Adventists, Mormons, Tibetan Buddhists, Jews, Bahais, Neopagans, Assemblies of God adherents, etc, etc. Shall we chat over Almy stuff? So, that's it, thus far. That's Pip.



Welcome to the Axis of Medieval, about calendar stuff. How to celebrate each day of the year.
First, let’s get to know each other, shall we?

 

Here are the facts, ma'am. I want to live poor, but to have enough. I don't care if nobody knows, nor cares who I am. But it would be nice to be rich and famous, if I saw my family and loved ones regularly. To rebuild the Almanac to this point has been incredbly onerous with a damaged computer, half blind, and with many other matters which would spook most people I know, and they would cower from the tasks, and rarely tell the truth about it, while I have remained extremely kind to all and sundry, regardless of their behavior, in almost all cases. Am I an egotist? Maybe. You decide. Any errors? Please advise. It's nearly the 10th anniversary of 9/11. If what I've written bores you, if you use Search at the Almanac, and read it all, that won't bore you at all. September 9, 2011.

Who controls the past, controls the future. Who controls the present, controls the past. That's it. That's Pip.

 

 

Please note that the Almanac, after more than a decade online, is being rebuilt for many hours a day (up to 18, done often), seven days a week, while the computer and its software are damaged for various reasons, as has been your almanackist for various reasons. Mainly, unknown assailants. You might find some things, such as columns, spelling, and so on, not as good as might be. But the project continues. Kindly be patient, as I endeavour to do for the reader, as well as myself and my loved ones.

I mention within that I like to collect interesting ashtrays. By far the most interesting one I have is one that I stole (below) from the floor rubble of Gaddafi's bombed-out loungeroom in Tripoli while almost surrounded by secret police, within days of being imprisoned in Misurata with Michael Mansell because we strayed too far from our hotel in that city.
Michael and Aboriginal-lover Pip also had a four-continent argument in hotels and planes. It started the morning we had breakfast in Kuala Lumpur and I blithely
remarked that his skin was rather white for an Indigenous person. He’s a barrister and footballer, and he let me have it, over my porridge with a raw egg on top. (I still suck eggs.)
It's the only time I've been overseas, and it was only six days in April, 1987. We were attending a conference called 'Peace and Revolution in the Pacific'. More at my Memoirs page.
And I used to think my life had been pretty boring. My memoirs don't concur. I gave the big brass ashtray to my friend Peg.
I'm also asking Peg to have it engraved. He’s also offered to return it to me and I offered him the terms of having it on loan from him for twelve months. I also have photographs in Simply Living magazine of Gaddafi's house, and interviews I did with quite a few interesting revolutionaries from around the Pacific, including Luis Jalandoni,  and so on - it was the first anniversary of the American bombing, but unfortunately I don't have a scanner than works.
Mansell was trying to raise money from the Mathaba. Other delegates wanted to bomb to US Air Force base in Thailand, and said so from the podium.
I nearly got arrested again when I was found to have sent this information by fax to the Australian press, and the secret police told me in no uncertain terms. I recall it well.
From another source, there's also a photo of Gaddafi standing right behind your almanackist, and many other interesting photos over several continents.
The Leptis Magna photos with all the other many delegates are great. I'm trying to obtain those as well. And so on. Slowly but slowly.

LIVE FAST. BUT DON'T DIE YOUNG. LIVE TO A RIPE OLD AGE.

Love is the answer. And you know that, for sure. So keep on playing those mind games, forever. Pushing the barriers. Planting seeds.

Trust yourself.
 
Curvacuous

Millions of mind guerrillas. Some kind if Druid dudes, chantintg the mantra, peace on earth. No feelings for anybody else? Hang about the Almanac. We try.

The Almanac has had computer and other problems in 2011. Stuff might be missing. But it can be as addictive as crack or heroin. Hang about Wilson’s Almanac. No viruses, AKAIK.

I was about to walk to the Prov, and decided I'd had so many hassles with sight, memory, software, hardware, etc, and because I'll probably be doing this for forty or more years, I would time- and date-stamp every significant paragraph I change. I might go the Prov half-way through. I tried looking for an auto time/date stamp and couldn't find one for FrontPage. I'll do it by hand, as I often change a paragraph and would like readers to know. I might have changed my sources and links, maybe my mind. I trust all will advise of any errors, after a few days. Let's co-build the Almy. I believe it to have the biggest Aussie literary chronology, the biggest and best On This Day, biggest Australian Slang dictionary, the most about Henry Lawson, the most comprehensive global free directory, and more, in the world. Show me I'm wrong, and this note's gone. Tell others, OK? The seeming indifference to a grandfather of five being murdered in the town he loves staggers me. But I shall stagger on, and not be murdered, and keep living in Bellingen, no matter if people can abide it.

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How to be abandoned by every person you love in Bellimgen, Australia, the town you love and have worked for, for so very long. Almost get murdered three times. Easy as pie.

Have you any comments? Know any good links? Kindly send one or some to the Almanac by email.

All writing on Wilson's Almanac is Public Domain and Copyleft. In source code, some © copyright notes remain. I'm removing them.
But if you can spare some, or more than 'some', bucks, please use Support and help keep Pip and the Almanac on the road. Thanks.
Efforts to determine copyright on images have been assiduous, but all complaints are welcome, and any
infriging image will be removed forthwith.

"I believe that everyone believes what they believe because they believe it. I believe I didn't believe it in the past, but I believe I believe it now. I believe I don't know
if I believe whether I'll believe it in the future. I don't believe I can, if belief has anything to do with it. I believe that I'm right. But I also believe that I might be wrong."
Archibald Sarantoff (we believe that we believe)

Before you scroll down, a special welcome, and a special note, a 'Please Read'

Welcome to the tens of thousands of daily readers of Wilson's Almanac free daily ezine from every conteinent in the world, and many islands. Some of you are PhDs, some of you hotel maids - our email conversations have been great, and when I've had your written permission (an email), I've shared them with readers. Because I believe in free things, and  in honesty, this site is completely free. But there is one condition of entry.

That is tell one other person, three if you can, preferably webmasters who'll link it, anything you like about the almy. Anything you hate. I'm a trusting soul, and I've seen what dishonesty does to people. And, maybe worse, what stupidity does. No need to tell me, I'll trust you, and I don't want to reply about this stuff. Other stuff, great! Very few people, as we know, lie, and those who do, are idiots, or 'come to grief'. Soon after we started the almy, the daily growth rate of Wilson's Almanac free daily ezine grew at such a rate,a 50-plus-years (now) close friend of mine, a professor of at one of the premier and oldest universities of the world, calculated that in 4.25 years, there would be more members than the population of Planet Earth.

Then it fell to very few, and lately, almost nothing. Zilch. So what happened? Well, I said that I believed George Bush was intending to invade Iraq and Afghanistan, and he did. Who now thinks that was a good idea? Who thinks 'Dubya' was a real smart and honest guy? Tell me in private if you like. I can't think of one - professors, politicians, widows, maimed soldiers, kids without power and water ... can you?

And then something else happened. I was assaulted by at last two carloads of persons unknown, and left overnight for seven hours to die on a road at zero degrees Celsius, my body temperature four degrees below what's normal. I got Extreme Traumatic Brain Injury. Great way to win readers, huh? Great way to get even a dollar when you plead for months that you might have to move out of your warm house into a box by the road. I almost pleaded. Things are still the same (my late mum's birthday, June 4, 2011 - check it out). Again, zip. No money, no emails, except some welcome support from one dear friend, an old boss and co-traveller (we once, by chance, found ourselves tother in Misurata, Libya, which is Gaddafi's hot spot now, and a dear old reader from Belgium reader. In ten months! I once got $US588 in a month. So now, there's never a Support link, no request for money, no ads in the Almanac. None, never will be. That's my intention. I've never been so happy nor thought so well in my life. People will get the message.  And I have years to go, probably decades. I learned patience in a terrible hospital, and I intend to win back that growth rate. The Almy's getting better. I work at it nearly all of the 18 hours a day that I'm awake. I like doing it, I learn a lot.

And what a day it was. I live on the noth saide of Bellingen, in the Ponderosa, I call it, in Dowle St, and I was walking down Hammond St to get some substantial food at the Bean Cafe, because I', 'beefing up', and my stove doesn't work properly. I found a wallet near Black Steert, and I asked at a stret stall in Hyde Street if  they could direct me to the address that was on cards in the wallet. I was advised that Connell Place was off Crown St, and thinking of Crown Street as the once that was almost wahsed away in Bellingen's five-flood year of 2009, I walked about two miles. I got wrong directions from about four householders I asked, and finally found the place. Another nice young man who knew nothing of assaults in Bellingen. I finally walked back 'to town', as we say, and laughingly told the charity stallholder, a nice woman of about 40 years of age. Much later, tonight, I also had to leave home a couple of times, for different reasons. And I met a young woman whole birthday was today. She gave me a hug. I liked it. I tried to buy a phone because this is as ruined as my computer.  - couldn't. Shorter of breath, one day closer to death.

Also, I might add, this age of the new discovery of neuroplasticity is so exciiting - people smelling through their tongues, people born with one hemisphere of their brain missing, but being OK, blind people riding bikes through Central Pak ... and genetics as well. Families that feel no pain.  It tuns me on, and I'll keep the stuff about movie stars, celebrations around the world, inxcredible things that happened On This Day, and add more virtually every day, probably several times a day, because others and I like it too, but I bet you know what I'm spending much of my time looking for. Some people haven't even heard of neuroplasticity - I was speaking with one today. A nice, intelligent man. An Almanac fan every day (on radio). He barely believed me, and had never heard of it. I just said "Look it up!" That's my job, I guess. And I like it. I'll find what I can most days and share it with TBI people and everyone, all free.

This note will probably stay up for months or years, maybe decades. I intend to keep it here always. OK?

Thanks for reading,  now have fun and learn a lot of whatever you like. That's the idea, always was, always will be :). Pip. Bright blessings.

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New! I'm redesigning 'About Pip' with a new 3,300+word article about me, police, brain injury, hospital treatment, and other matters. A new Pip to be 'About', and a new page to stay up for some time again.
Some keyboard bugs (although my new free Firefox FireFTP is so much better than CuteFTP), and difficult matters at the Bellingen Show, 200 metres from home, have slowed me down considerably for a few days, so my new article's slower that I expected and announced in good faith. However, there's not much yet to be done, so it should be soon, this morning, May 22, AEST.  I have about three hours to go, but zzz soon. 

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My father's family name being Pirrip, and my christian name Philip, my infant tongue could make of both names nothing longer or more explicit than Pip.
So, I called myself Pip, and came to be called Pip.

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Great Expectations, by Charles Dickens

Pip, though over tender-hearted, was at bottom very bright, with that pleasant, genial, jolly brightness peculiar to his tribe; a tribe,
which ever enjoy all holidays and festivities with finer, freer relish than any other race. 

Moby Dick, by Herman Melville, The Castaway'

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Pip is slowly but slowly asking his way through the underpants, underware he's being watched by White Hungry and Wipe Hudnose.

Toodlepip.

This bloke. He not die too easy, either. Instant karma might get youse too, so please join the human race. Je finis this page. Done me dash. Gods bless. Make a great day.

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On October 30, 2011, Richard Aedy on ABC Radio National's Life Matters said there are 60,000 charitable organisations in Australia.
How many do I support? Some, but nowhere near enough. If you're an Aussie, how many do you support? Some, but not enough? If so, let's both get cracking, and each of us keep it private.

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The following paragraph, in grey,  is from my Facebook page, but I ask all friends and supporters of mine, and of the Almanac, the same question, and may be emailed if you have a solution to my question:
This is a challenge for me, but perhaps some Facebook friend can help. I ask not out of trying to promote my website in this post on Facebook (well, just a bit, as I'll promote it anywhere, of course), but because I want to promote the site on itself. How many words are currently on Wilson's Almanac, and how did you work it out? If every page were amended with my new intro, sidebar, and footer, as on the Almy's December 28, how many would there be then? Any answers? Thanks a lot if you can help.
Note to Fred Aberystwyth, who wrote to say that I shouldn't have so many links within the Almy to things within the Almanac itself, like dates: Thanks, Fred, if you're reading (I'm sorry, I lost your email address, and can't find our previous correspondence at all, maybe because of my very poor eyesight since the 2010 assault on me). It's a good point, mate. But I think you've confused this place with some other almanac, like that popular and useful Titmouse's Almanac, which I recommend to you for its magnitude, breadth of knowledge, trove of illustrations, photography, poetry, art, music, philosophies, music, and sense of humour, &c. Maybe you have in mind Aberystwyth's Almanac, or Fred's Almanac. Sorry, mate ˗ this is Wilson's Almanac. I presume that if any reader can't work out something like '1942', or 'August 23', 'London', 'New York', 'Australia', 'population',  'medieval', 'history', 'birth,' 'death', 'peace', 'war', 'environment', 'phenology', 'air', 'global warming', 'love', 'family', 'alcohol', 'drugs', 'atheism', 'church', 'Christianity', 'sky', 'sun', 'moon', 'star', 'universe', 'earth', 'planet', 'man', 'woman', 'human', 'sex', 'gay', 'baby', 'child', 'dog', 'cat', 'horse', 'rabbit', 'fish', 'bird', 'longevity', 'boy', 'girl', 'water', 'art', 'music', 'poetry', and so on, from the Almy, they can always google it. In some ways, I reckon Wilson's Almanac's quite a bit better than Google, or nearly as good, anyway. It's all on Google, and I wish them all well. It's a pretty good website. Thanks again, mate, ta. A true Aussie. Make a great day, cobber. Pip.

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